"I cudda done this "study" in da back alley with a thrown away meatball as bait"
I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you.
I had to marry a beautiful woman in order to balance out me. After all who wants ugly kids.
"I cudda done this "study" in da back alley with a thrown away meatball as bait"
Actually for all these scientists exploring this...
First, we see the body, then we see the face, and then we actually see the personality - (I know that sounds dumb to Scientists).
In the end, if the personality does not jive - bye bye baby...
But can she cook?
“men were exceedingly more likely to go for a woman with a curvy body.”
I’m shocked by this.
This probably took a huge study with many well educated scientists to reach this conclusion.
Or not...
I need to read the study. In most venues other than Redondo Beach you see the face first. Sitting at a bar, at an outside cafe, in class, the face is what you see first off.
Granted that’s not the case when we play beach volleyball or beach anything.
Did you know water makes you wet?
Love you long term, baby!
I happen to like big boobs... but that’s just me.
After being burned in TWO marriages, all I look for now is how much they charge. Cheaper in the long run.
Pure feminist BS! Women love to be “checked out.” It's the ugly, lesbian, feminist that told us to be offended by it. I was never offended! In my day I would give them a “back at you wink.”
And what the hell is the point of going to a bar in the first place?
Women have faces???
(kidding!!)
ButterFace is always popular after the band takes its first break...
How Adam Got Eve
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, ‘What’s wrong with you?’
Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
He said, ‘This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement.
She will praise you!
She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
‘She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.’
Adam asked God, ‘What will a woman like this cost?’
God replied, ‘An arm and a leg.’
Then Adam asked, ‘What can I get for a rib?’
Of course the rest is history............!!!!
In order:
Eyes
Cheekbones
Hair
Derriere
Height
Honorable mention:
Hoots
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
More lyrics: http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:MZfghASOIfQJ:www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/h/harry_belafonte/#share
Gee, who woulda thunk it...
I hope they didn’t pay someone my tax money to do this study. This is common knowledge among both men and women, why did they need a study? Another frickin’ money grab by someone.
More money wasted on research of the obvious. These people need to pay back their grant money to the taxpayers or be charged with theft.