If you don't like it, you can go defenestrate yourself.
In gratitude, let me give you a link to a first-rate Shakespearean insult generator. Thou venomed fly-bitten codpiece!
I have booked it
don-o
Thanks for the site-
I had “lost/forgotten” it before but, now “I’ve found” it again- and was promptly insulted in such a professional manner...
Thou misbegotten fen-sucked death-token!
Beautiful...
From one of my favorite SpongeBob episodes:
SpongeBob: Dumpster writing, the voice of the people.
SpongeBob: Krabs is a... HMMMM! Krabs is a (dolphin chirps).
Garbage Man: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
SpongeBob: Sometimes, but not recently.
SpongeBob: Patrick, what’s this word?
Patrick: Hmm... (slowly) Krabs.... Hey, isn’t he that red sweaty guy you work for?
SpongeBob: Not that word. (points slightly offscreen) That word.
Patrick: (dolphin chirp).
Patrick: I know! It’s one of those fancy sentence enhancers.
SpongeBob: Sentence enhancers?
Patrick: Ya use ‘em if ya wanna talk fancy. Just sprinkle ‘em over anything you say and WAMMO! You’ve got yourself a spicy sentence sandwich.
SpongeBob: Oh I get it. Let me try. Hey Patrick, lovely (dolphin chirp) day today.
Patrick: Why, yes, Spongebob. This (dolphin chirp) day is particularly (dolphin chirp) lovely.
SpongeBob:(dolphin chirp)!
Patrick:(dolphin chirp)!
SpongeBob: You’re right, Patrick! My lips are tingling from the spiciness of this conversation.
Pachyrhizus! Parasites! Patagonians! Pestilential Pachyderm! Phylloxera! Pickled herrings! Pirates! Pithecanthropic montebanks! Pithecanthropic pickpocket! Pithecanthropus! Pockmarks! Politican! Poltroons! Polygraphs! Polynesian! Profiteers! Psychopath! Purple profiteering jellyfish! Pyrographers! Pyromaniac!
Any and all of these could effectively replace the F word. And here's the link you supplied, again
Don’t be such an Egoist.
(Loved Haddock, learned how to curse from him)