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Caption Janet Napolitano

Posted on 09/29/2010 9:52:25 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano (C) talks with Senator Joe Lieberman (L) and Senator Carl Levin after she testified before the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee hearing on "Nine Years After 9/11: Confronting the Terrorist Threat to the Homeland" on Capitol Hill in Washington September 22, 2010. U.S. authorities are having a harder time detecting terrorism threats on American soil, top U.S. officials said on Wednesday, more than nine years after the Sept. 11 attacks thrust the United States into a global struggle with Islamist militancy.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: caption; domesticterrorism; militantislam; napolitano; peterprinciple; waronterror

1 posted on 09/29/2010 9:52:26 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

Uncle Janet should not tuck in her blouses.


2 posted on 09/29/2010 9:54:06 AM PDT by La Lydia
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To: Lucky9teen

"Let me be perfectly clear. Even if we DO get hit by terrorists... THE SYSTEM WORKED! We CAN ABSORB a terrorist attack!!!"

3 posted on 09/29/2010 9:55:46 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Ask yourself,where does Saudi Arabia fit on a scale of "passive" to "moderate" to "extremist" Islam?)
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To: Lucky9teen

“This much fence on the border should be sufficient for Homeland Security purposes”


4 posted on 09/29/2010 9:56:03 AM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: absolootezer0; AmericanMade1776; andy58-in-nh; AngryCapitalist; AppyPappy; april15Bendovr; ...

Levin to Napolitano: "Now, I know you have absolutely no clue as to how to protect America's borders, as was proven while you were Arizona's governor, but I want you to remember you work for Obama now, and experience and capability aren't necessary. Just go in there, keep repeating the talking points, that there is no terrorist threat, that our borders are more secure than ever and that we have it all under control, and they'll believe you."
5 posted on 09/29/2010 9:56:21 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Obama is doing to America, what those planes did to the Twin Towers!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Who the hell is her barber?

Or does she just take that thing off at night?


6 posted on 09/29/2010 9:57:25 AM PDT by subterfuge (BUILD MORE NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS NOW!!!)
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To: a fool in paradise

“After a successful surgery I’m now this big”!


7 posted on 09/29/2010 9:57:58 AM PDT by albie
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To: Lucky9teen

Spokesman for Snap-on-Tools


8 posted on 09/29/2010 9:58:08 AM PDT by Vaduz
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To: a fool in paradise

Elena Kagan is this big?
9 posted on 09/29/2010 9:58:12 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Obama is doing to America, what those planes did to the Twin Towers!)
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To: Lucky9teen

For the second picture: “My penis is this long.”


10 posted on 09/29/2010 9:58:30 AM PDT by goodwithagun (My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car.)
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To: subterfuge
OMG! She has DEVO hair!
11 posted on 09/29/2010 10:00:02 AM PDT by Califreak (A man is defined by the nature of his enemies-Preach it Rush!)
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To: Lucky9teen

12 posted on 09/29/2010 10:02:22 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Ask yourself,where does Saudi Arabia fit on a scale of "passive" to "moderate" to "extremist" Islam?)
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To: Lucky9teen

"Look Janet, Joe and I want you to stop coming into our bathroom to use our urinals when we are in there."

13 posted on 09/29/2010 10:02:59 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (Contrary to liberals belief, it's the United StateS of America, not the united STATE of america.)
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To: Califreak
Mark Mothersboughdoll has Peggy Hill glasses.


14 posted on 09/29/2010 10:04:51 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Ask yourself,where does Saudi Arabia fit on a scale of "passive" to "moderate" to "extremist" Islam?)
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To: Lucky9teen

Knuckle draggin socialist skunk !

Complete with a white stripe in her hair.


15 posted on 09/29/2010 10:06:13 AM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: goodwithagun

An example of The Peter Principle.


16 posted on 09/29/2010 10:06:13 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Ask yourself,where does Saudi Arabia fit on a scale of "passive" to "moderate" to "extremist" Islam?)
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To: Lucky9teen

Lawdy. She’s got a ‘front butt’.


17 posted on 09/29/2010 10:06:46 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Not under the influence of Hope-nosis.)
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To: Lucky9teen

“Straight up from my fingers, between my ears, is a space that isn’t doing anything right now and hasn’t for many years, so in the interest of public service, I’d like to volunteer it for....whatever the 0bama administration can use it for.”


18 posted on 09/29/2010 10:07:22 AM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder ("No longer can we make no mistake for too long". Barack d****it 0bama, 2009, 2010, 2011.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Has anyone ever seen a picture of Donna Shalala and this person together? I think they are one and the same.


19 posted on 09/29/2010 10:07:47 AM PDT by csmusaret (If the Bush recession ended in June 2009, did the Obama economy begin in July 2009?)
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To: subterfuge
Who the hell is her barber?


20 posted on 09/29/2010 10:09:43 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Ask yourself,where does Saudi Arabia fit on a scale of "passive" to "moderate" to "extremist" Islam?)
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To: Lucky9teen

How often do you have a photo with one woman and three men (two of whom are well over 60) and she is far and away the least attractive person?

Don't just call the fashion police, call the fashion SWAT team!


"Five...five dollar...five dollar foot long!"

21 posted on 09/29/2010 10:10:35 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: Lucky9teen

"Joe. Carl. What the heck am I doing here?"

22 posted on 09/29/2010 10:10:45 AM PDT by raybbr (Someone who invades another country is NOT an immigrant - illegal or otherwise.)
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To: Lucky9teen
I think it's nice that spending your childhood shuttling between padded rooms and restraint harnesses in a short bus, and then growing up to look like a mushroom and sound like an SNL punchline doesn't mean you are barred from Federal office.


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

23 posted on 09/29/2010 10:14:09 AM PDT by The Comedian (Guns, Gold, Food - The guy with the guns ends up with all the gold and food.)
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To: Lucky9teen
 
 
 
 

24 posted on 09/29/2010 10:21:23 AM PDT by lapsus calami (What's that stink? Code Pink ! ! And their buddy Murtha, too!)
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To: The Comedian

Is just me or do all of Obama’s women picks look like pigs?


25 posted on 09/29/2010 10:22:29 AM PDT by TNoldman (Call 1911 not 911!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Janet hasn’t been paying attention to Michelle Obama’s belt fashion tips.


26 posted on 09/29/2010 10:22:41 AM PDT by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July, democrats believe every day is April 15.)
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To: Lucky9teen


Janet: "I get my fashion tips from Michelle Obama - why do you ask?"


27 posted on 09/29/2010 10:29:09 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Obama, Pelosi and Reid - the Trio of Twits)
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To: albie

You win. I haven’t even read the rest of the thread, but there’s no topping that.


28 posted on 09/29/2010 10:31:12 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: raybbr
LOL. That's hilarious.

Ah, man, he/she is such a travesty.

29 posted on 09/29/2010 10:31:32 AM PDT by riri
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To: Lucky9teen

I can’t improve on this caption. PERFECT!

God help us all.


30 posted on 09/29/2010 10:52:19 AM PDT by pillut48 (Israel doesn't have a friend in President Obama...and neither does the USA! (h/t pgkdan))
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To: Lucky9teen

"Even with my minor strabismus, I notice that Obamas nose does grow yea big whenever his opens his mouth. That could pose a security risk for the man or women facing him."

31 posted on 09/29/2010 10:52:53 AM PDT by deadrock (Liberty is a bitch that needs to be bedded on a mattress of cadavers.)
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To: La Lydia

Janet: Yeah, both of us are packing more or less the same. It’s not something we go bragging about.


32 posted on 09/29/2010 11:02:52 AM PDT by Al Gore Vidal
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To: La Lydia
Uncle Janet should not tuck in her blouses.

You owe me a new monitor, La Lydia!

33 posted on 09/29/2010 11:02:58 AM PDT by misharu (US Congress = children without adult supervision.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Somewhere in a lonely garage in America, a Schwinn is missing one of its tires.

34 posted on 09/29/2010 11:47:28 AM PDT by crusty old prospector
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To: Lucky9teen

I promise to protect and defend Barack Hussein Obama's backside.

35 posted on 09/29/2010 12:41:03 PM PDT by Slyfox
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To: Lucky9teen

Kick the dam football Barry, we have freedoms to steal.

36 posted on 09/29/2010 12:46:02 PM PDT by bmwcyle (It is Satan's fault)
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To: La Lydia

Maybe one of Mrs. Hussein’s boob belts would help.


37 posted on 09/29/2010 4:04:03 PM PDT by Polyxene
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To: Mr. Silverback
"How often do you have a photo with one woman and three men (two of whom are well over 60) and she is far and away the least attractive person?"

You have never seen Senator Carl Levin and his comb-over in person. It is nasty.

38 posted on 09/29/2010 4:08:25 PM PDT by La Lydia
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To: Lucky9teen
Carl, your combover is bigger than my gut


39 posted on 09/29/2010 4:59:47 PM PDT by nascarnation
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To: Lucky9teen

Health and Human Services needs to do an intervention and detain Janet for a .gov forced at gun point diet.


40 posted on 09/29/2010 7:43:47 PM PDT by MtnClimber (Osama and Obama both hate freedom and have friends that bombed the Pentagon)
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To: Lucky9teen

"We know your sexual orientation, but we're old and we, like you. are ugly. I'll offer my honor as will Lieberman here. The way it works is offer, on'er, offer, on'er, offer, on'er, until one of us tires."

"Oh, I see. Kinda what my staffers and I do without the plastic appliance."

41 posted on 09/30/2010 7:43:30 AM PDT by IbJensen (Our government is a disease masquerading as its own cure.)
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