San Fran morns as they go "Oh crap and four!" at Atlanta
Speaking of "Oh crap and four!" The Ocho Bros will chuckle when they hear it shouted as they beat the Brown Stains
Them Jersey Jets will continue on a roll, wining at Buffalo
The Seahags will move to 3-1 over the Rams
The Old Earlers will win over Denver
The Lions will eat crow covered with tons of cheese as they drop one in big's beloved Green Bay
Mudderland's Dirty Byrds (big's guilty pleasure real favorite team) will fail to stop the Stoolers' win streak
The Ain'ts will bounce back with a thumping of Carolina
Manning Heavy will ride roughshod over the Jags
Allegra's Texicans will smack the Raiders down hard
Iggle fans will only get their one chance to boo McStab-in-the-back as his Deadskins will rally to make Vick wish he was back in dog fighting
The Bolts will welcome Arid Zona and beat them like a rug
Da Bears travel to Jimmy Hoffa Memorial Field 2 and give the Jersey Jints more grief
The Pattycakes keep a smile on big's face as they got to Miami for a Phin feast
Hey, Bendy, don't forget to say "Bye... 
bye!"
Okay, Bill, my Old Dallas Texans and my 'Boys will not lose this weekend... 
but the Viqueens and Have a Tampa Bays will all get DUI tickets after practice
Wondering how I put this: Do I say, "Goodbye, God, I'm going to Colorado." Or is it "Good! By God, I'm going to Colorado!"
See all y'all... 
when I get back from Colorado next week!