[Wile E Coyote Genius]

Don't bring yogurt to a gun fight?

[Mobties]

Hey, was that you?!

[DarthVader]

The driver of the Toyota is in deep do-do in VA!

[bgill]

Gerald Williams, who was driving the Lexus, faces a felony charge for “throwing a missile at a vehicle.”

Aha! Now, we know the mysterious missile was yogurt!

[stansblugrassgrl]

We have a friend who was driving down I-17 in Phoenix in heavy traffic. Some other driver thought our friend had cut them off and was being a jerk. The other driver threw a bottle of water at our friends car, which irritated him to no end. He had some doughnuts in his vehicle. He threw a jelly filled doughnut at the other driver’s car. It went through the open window and hit the driver in the face, exploding upon impact.

The other driver reported the incident to the cops and said our friend had a gun. Our friend was pulled over and searched. When he got the chance to tell his side of the story, the cops let him go. He wasn’t charged because there’s no law covering assault with a jelly doughnut.

[TigersEye]

I would think that Quantico VA would be a particularly bad town to be throwing things at other drivers.

[mamelukesabre]

throwing yogurt is a felony???

ok, this country is completely retarded. I give up.

[Who is John Galt?]

Any chance you're a fellow graduate of the Wile E Coyote School of Gunsmithin' (WECSOG)? Actually, I guess you're more likely to be the owner - in which case, thanks for the education!

;>)