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Deputies: Man accused of hiding crack cocaine in his buttocks
Naples News ^ | November 22, 2010 | No byline

Posted on 11/23/2010 1:23:32 PM PST by a fool in paradise

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To: ClearCase_guy

They blew the title...

“Crack found in man’s buttocks”

is the only proper title for this occurrence.


21 posted on 11/23/2010 1:39:23 PM PST by MrB (The difference between a (de)humanist and a Satanist is that the latter knows who he's working for.)
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To: ClearCase_guy

and again

http://www.abc-7.com/Global/story.asp?S=13529642
Unusual gait leads to drugs inside inmate
Posted: Nov 18, 2010 10:25 AM CST

A man reportedly “walking awkwardly” as he asked to use the bathroom at the Charlotte County Jail was arrested after deputies found he was smuggling drugs inside his body.

Salvatore James Zambuto, 22, of Oswego Street in Port Charlotte, was picked up Wednesday afternoon on an outstanding warrant.

Investigators say he had Suboxen pills, marijuana and tobacco stuffed in tied-off latex glove fingers, which he’d then inserted into his...


22 posted on 11/23/2010 1:43:55 PM PST by a fool in paradise (The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
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To: a fool in paradise

Rock Hudson died from bad crack..


23 posted on 11/23/2010 2:03:21 PM PST by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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Rock Hudson died from bad crack..

I thought it was from bad meat in a can.

24 posted on 11/23/2010 2:05:36 PM PST by dfwgator (Texas Rangers -Thanks for a great season.)
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To: pogo101

In the junk....


25 posted on 11/23/2010 2:05:38 PM PST by GSP.FAN (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: a fool in paradise

Which explains the phrase “butt crack”.


26 posted on 11/23/2010 2:08:12 PM PST by Pelham (Islam, the mortal enemy of the free world)
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To: dfwgator

Some say he was rear ended..


27 posted on 11/23/2010 2:12:44 PM PST by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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To: a fool in paradise

Some jokes just write themselves.


28 posted on 11/23/2010 2:28:30 PM PST by dog breath
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What, you mean crack cocaine aged inside someone's bum isn't a selling point? Who knew?
29 posted on 11/23/2010 2:49:31 PM PST by Major Matt Mason (Looking forward to kicking Chicago out of Washington.)
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