Posted on 11/23/2010 1:23:32 PM PST by a fool in paradise
Deputies arrested a man Friday who is accused of hiding crack cocaine in his buttocks.
Charles Everette Robinson, 30, of the 3300 block of Ellington Court, Fort Myers, was charged with battery on a nurse, trafficking cocaine, introduction of contraband into a detention facility and two felony counts of driving while license is suspended/habitual offender. Bond was set on all but one of the driving counts which had bond denied. He remained Monday in Lee County Jail.
According to a Lee County Sheriff’s Office reports:
While deputies searched Robinson after his arrest, they believed he was “possibly holding something in his rectum area.”
He was taken to jail where he began breathing fast and complained of chest pain. The jail nurse said because of his high heart rate, he needed to be taken to the hospital.
X-rays were taken and the doctor told Robinson to disrobe for a more thorough exam.
Robinson became aggressive and finally emergency room staff held him on his stomach. The doctor found a golf ball-sized bag with suspected crack cocaine in it during the inspection.
“Robinson immediately made a miraculous recovery and stated to (the) deputy… ‘don’t be mad at me. I was just trying to provide for my family.’”
The doctor immediately cleared him and he was taken back to jail.
They blew the title...
“Crack found in man’s buttocks”
is the only proper title for this occurrence.
and again
http://www.abc-7.com/Global/story.asp?S=13529642
Unusual gait leads to drugs inside inmate
Posted: Nov 18, 2010 10:25 AM CST
A man reportedly “walking awkwardly” as he asked to use the bathroom at the Charlotte County Jail was arrested after deputies found he was smuggling drugs inside his body.
Salvatore James Zambuto, 22, of Oswego Street in Port Charlotte, was picked up Wednesday afternoon on an outstanding warrant.
Investigators say he had Suboxen pills, marijuana and tobacco stuffed in tied-off latex glove fingers, which he’d then inserted into his...
Rock Hudson died from bad crack..
I thought it was from bad meat in a can.
In the junk....
Which explains the phrase “butt crack”.
Some say he was rear ended..
Some jokes just write themselves.
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