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Posted on 11/26/2010 7:19:22 PM PST by LorgoInsuranceguy

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To: HKMk23; NicknamedBob; sionnsar; Dead Corpse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D99NHb6B03s

Magpul, prototype FMG-9.
I want one.


1,601 posted on 12/30/2010 5:57:11 PM PST by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: Monkey Face; LibreOuMort

Tomorrow then. Sleep well, ‘Face! Our prayers go with you this aye night.


1,602 posted on 12/30/2010 6:00:51 PM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Why are TSA exempt from their own searches?)
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To: sionnsar

‘Night here. There’s a show on PBS of ladies performing a variety of Jewish songs in San Francisco, and Anoreth said, reasonably, “OMG, the reek of liberalism!” and retired. I said, “Kinda cool music, and I wish I had the (long, white) hair of the lady second from left ...” but we’re reaching retirement for all, except the catz who are having a dispute about Shannon’s being older and smarter but Jake’s being bigger.

Sigh. I hold this dispute with Bill.


1,603 posted on 12/30/2010 7:22:14 PM PST by Tax-chick (If I had two dead 'rats, I'd give you one.)
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To: Tax-chick; Anoreth; Monkey Face; ColdOne

1,604 posted on 12/31/2010 4:30:43 AM PST by Tax-chick (If I had two dead 'rats, I'd give you one.)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!


1,605 posted on 12/31/2010 4:44:03 AM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: sionnsar

http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi243990809/

Enjoy the trailer!


1,606 posted on 12/31/2010 4:53:05 AM PST by Monkey Face (This year, as last, I will keep my Resolution: Not to make any Resolutions!)
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To: Tax-chick

That cat just LOOKS like it’s having fun!


1,607 posted on 12/31/2010 4:54:27 AM PST by Monkey Face (This year, as last, I will keep my Resolution: Not to make any Resolutions!)
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To: trisham; Monkey Face

My catz were just offended by the snow.

I hope the last day of 2010 passes without cat-astrophe for you ladies ;-).


1,608 posted on 12/31/2010 5:27:10 AM PST by Tax-chick (If I had two dead 'rats, I'd give you one.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

:) Happy New Year!


1,609 posted on 12/31/2010 5:30:56 AM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Tax-chick

I’ve had six months’ worth of cat-astrostrokes, so I’m optimistic about the last 18 hours of the year.

:o]


1,610 posted on 12/31/2010 5:40:57 AM PST by Monkey Face (This year, as last, I will keep my Resolution: Not to make any Resolutions!)
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To: trisham; Tax-chick

Happy New Year to you, as well!!

:o]


1,611 posted on 12/31/2010 5:43:57 AM PST by Monkey Face (This year, as last, I will keep my Resolution: Not to make any Resolutions!)
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To: Monkey Face

If you sit very still ...


1,612 posted on 12/31/2010 5:46:48 AM PST by Tax-chick (The gifts we have, we are given to share.)
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To: Monkey Face

With the wind chill, it’s 9 degrees outside. Wish Tom were here...then he’d know how cold LV is!! LOL!


1,613 posted on 12/31/2010 5:47:44 AM PST by Monkey Face (This year, as last, I will keep my Resolution: Not to make any Resolutions!)
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To: Tax-chick

Of course...I probably won’t leave the house until tomorrow.


1,614 posted on 12/31/2010 5:49:40 AM PST by Monkey Face (This year, as last, I will keep my Resolution: Not to make any Resolutions!)
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To: Monkey Face

Urk. 33 and cloudy here, no wind. I made a trek to the mailbox ;-).

I’ll probably go to the gym later, maybe in the afternoon so I can drop some kids at the movie.


1,615 posted on 12/31/2010 5:55:30 AM PST by Tax-chick (The gifts we have, we are given to share.)
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To: Tax-chick

Like I said...I probably won’t leave the house until tomorrow, because I just don’t want to fight that cold wind.

Walking out to the mailboxes is taking on an entirely new meaning. Some of the sidewalks are torn up, fenced off, or curing, the parking lots are doubling as storage for the dumpsters that are holding the debris, and heavy equipment is everywhere. I’m not excited about the “upgrades.”

There is a meeting this morning that I have to attend, about the laundry room. Something tells me I’m not going to be happy.


1,616 posted on 12/31/2010 6:17:04 AM PST by Monkey Face (This year, as last, I will keep my Resolution: Not to make any Resolutions!)
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To: Monkey Face

Maybe there’s a laundromat with pickup and delivery service, like a diaper service.

I’m baking eggplant to make baba-ganous for vegetable dip. And here is Tom, having finally achieved verticality.


1,617 posted on 12/31/2010 6:51:38 AM PST by Tax-chick (The gifts we have, we are given to share.)
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To: Tax-chick

There is a laundry with pick-up, fluff and fold and delivery, but I don’t know if I can afford it. I’ll have to check them out. I thought about it earlier in the week when I was there doing my dainties, but only the cleaning guy was there.

I’m a little leery of services like that, because when I first got sick, I had a laundry service. They stole a new down jacket and cut the top of an almost new quilt. I still get upset when I think of that jacket...


1,618 posted on 12/31/2010 7:20:19 AM PST by Monkey Face (This year, as last, I will keep my Resolution: Not to make any Resolutions!)
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To: Monkey Face
They stole a new down jacket and cut the top of an almost new quilt.

Well that stinks. Maybe you'll get good news about your laundry room at your meeting, after all.

DP and Pat are fixing a broken drawer in the kitchen, and then I'm going to take a batch of Complaints to the gym.

1,619 posted on 12/31/2010 7:22:25 AM PST by Tax-chick (The gifts we have, we are given to share.)
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To: Tax-chick

What I’ve heard from the Resident Council president is not encouraging. The door that separated the laundry area from the common room is no longer there, meaning the laundry room cannot be open-access any more. I have a key for the old one, which meant that I could go at 4:00 am if I wanted. And I was not alone in that. Lots of folks were there early, and lots were there late in the evening and even around midnight.

*grump-grump-grump*


1,620 posted on 12/31/2010 7:29:58 AM PST by Monkey Face (This year, as last, I will keep my Resolution: Not to make any Resolutions!)
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To: Monkey Face

Tagline


1,621 posted on 12/31/2010 7:31:29 AM PST by Monkey Face (If I seem short with you today, remember tomorrow is another day, and I'll try to be taller.)
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To: Tax-chick; sionnsar; Dead Corpse; Darksheare; fanfan; ColdOne; Danae; trisham; All; y'all; ...

http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp

Enjoy!


1,622 posted on 12/31/2010 9:23:54 AM PST by Monkey Face (If I seem short with you today, remember tomorrow is another day, and I'll try to be taller.)
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To: Monkey Face

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9fciQ4gaAk


1,623 posted on 12/31/2010 9:52:04 AM PST by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: fanfan

That was...odd.

;o]


1,624 posted on 12/31/2010 10:02:24 AM PST by Monkey Face (If I seem short with you today, remember tomorrow is another day, and I'll try to be taller.)
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To: Monkey Face; glock rocks; ColdOne; libertarian27; Cyber Liberty; Sparko; The Flying Dutchman; ...
It's Moving Day.
1,625 posted on 12/31/2010 10:05:25 AM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Why are TSA exempt from their own searches?)
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To: Monkey Face

It sure was!


1,626 posted on 12/31/2010 10:07:53 AM PST by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: sionnsar

So it is!

Happy New Year!


1,627 posted on 12/31/2010 10:08:44 AM PST by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: sionnsar

Oh! How exciting to be in on moving day!!


1,628 posted on 12/31/2010 11:15:01 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (We conservatives will always lose elections as long as we allow the MSM to choose our candidates.)
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To: sionnsar

Holy moving van, Batman! It snuck up on me! I got no cookies or cocoa to share...alas.


1,629 posted on 12/31/2010 12:01:54 PM PST by Monkey Face (If I seem short with you today, remember tomorrow is another day, and I'll try to be taller.)
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To: fanfan

When I went outside this morning, there was a 6” long icicle hanging from the rain gutter seam, right at the bend.

I think it was 27 degrees when I woke up.


1,630 posted on 12/31/2010 1:30:14 PM PST by Monkey Face (If I seem short with you today, remember tomorrow is another day, and I'll try to be taller.)
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To: Monkey Face; FRiends

1,631 posted on 12/31/2010 1:41:02 PM PST by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: fanfan

Thanks! I needed that!


1,632 posted on 12/31/2010 2:19:36 PM PST by Monkey Face (If I seem short with you today, remember tomorrow is another day, and I'll try to be taller.)
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To: Cyber Liberty

Yep. The movers are on their way.


1,633 posted on 12/31/2010 2:22:51 PM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Why are TSA exempt from their own searches?)
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To: Monkey Face

Better just grab on, ‘Face! I decided to let the movers have the evening off, so we’re about to go. I promise you, you will like our January home a lot.


1,634 posted on 12/31/2010 2:35:15 PM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Why are TSA exempt from their own searches?)
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1,635 posted on 12/31/2010 2:36:57 PM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Why are TSA exempt from their own searches?)
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To: Monkey Face; glock rocks; ColdOne; libertarian27; Cyber Liberty; Sparko; The Flying Dutchman; ...
MOVE IMPENDING
All Hands Stand By!


1,636 posted on 12/31/2010 2:37:54 PM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Why are TSA exempt from their own searches?)
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1,637 posted on 12/31/2010 2:39:27 PM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Why are TSA exempt from their own searches?)
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To: sionnsar

(Anyone here? Maybe we have to leave a trail of breadcrumbs or something.)


1,638 posted on 12/31/2010 2:40:34 PM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Why are TSA exempt from their own searches?)
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To: sionnsar

(oh well, they’ll just have to go find us.)


1,639 posted on 12/31/2010 2:46:37 PM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Why are TSA exempt from their own searches?)
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To: Monkey Face; glock rocks; ColdOne; libertarian27; Cyber Liberty; Sparko; The Flying Dutchman; ...
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1,640 posted on 12/31/2010 2:48:13 PM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Why are TSA exempt from their own searches?)
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To: sionnsar; Monkey Face; fanfan; Tax-chick

Howdy ready for mobilization.. I came across this funny today so I will post here.. I hope it is OK...

Puns for educated minds
Today at 4:28am Quote
1. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir

Cumference. Heacquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but

it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class,

because it wasa weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be

stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited

for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in

Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

10. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

11. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One

hat said to the other: ‘You stay here; I’ll go on a head.’

12. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it

hit me.

13. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‘Keep

off the Grass.’

14. A backward poet writes inverse.

15. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism

it’s your count that votes.

16. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you’d be in

Seine.

17. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead

raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, ‘I’m sorry,

sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.’

18. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the

other and says ‘Dam!’

19. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit

a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once

again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

20. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, ‘I’ve lost my

electron.’ The other says ‘Are you sure?’ The first replies,

‘Yes, I’m positive.’

21. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain

during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

22. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with

the hope that at least one of the puns would make them

laugh. No pun in ten did.


1,641 posted on 12/31/2010 4:12:47 PM PST by ColdOne
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To: sionnsar

yikes did I make that last post in time???


1,642 posted on 12/31/2010 4:19:18 PM PST by ColdOne
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To: ColdOne

Mercifully, no.

:o)


1,643 posted on 12/31/2010 6:50:30 PM PST by glock rocks (Wait, what?)
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To: ColdOne

BTW, our favorite was 21.


1,644 posted on 12/31/2010 7:55:40 PM PST by glock rocks (Wait, what?)
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