[The Comedian]

All my Christmases at once...

Honestly, my dream engagement is to meet the commies without any law enforcement enforcement backdrop.

Just me.

And them.

Any weapon. Or no weapons.

Come on Santa. Do it. You owe me.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Brad’s Gramma]

Come on Santa. Do it. You owe me.

[The Comedian]

Honestly, my dream engagement is to meet the commies without any law enforcement enforcement backdrop.

That may read like a typo, but it isn't.

The fundamental hindrance to justice in America today is the support of official state and Federal law enforcement, by tax enforcement.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Grizzled Bear]

Honestly, my dream engagement is to meet the commies without any law enforcement enforcement backdrop.

One of the funniest things I ever read was a news report about a group of siblings, two men and a woman, who shared a house in Pennsylvania.

On a frosty December morning, the woman sat in the kitchen at about 3 am, preparing for an early shift. A young thug forced the front door open and entered the room. The woman crawled under the kitchen table and began screaming.

One of her brothers heard the commotion, ran down the stairs and into the kitchen door frame. He rebounded and came to rest, bleeding and quite unconscious, on the living room floor. The young thug stood in utter amazement as the third sibling, clad only in his underwear, peered into the room and exclaimed, "Oh boy! I've been waiting for this chance for a long time!"

The brother ducked back and returned, still in his "tighty-whities," carrying a huge double edged battle axe.

This was too much for the young thug. He scrambled out the door and down the street through the swirling snow. with the brother, axe in hand, in close pursuit.

The sister's screams subsided and she checked on the wounded brother who had regained consciousness. As she treated a minor gash on his forehead, the police arrived with the BVD Barbarian in tow. He kept up the chase for about a block and a half until his bare feet could no longer tolerate the icy pavement.

He was not brought up on charges; but I never heard whether they returned the axe.

By the way, put me on your pinglist!

[Quix]

This sobering plausible scenario from an ATS poster . . . I've come across puzzle pieces occasionally from the globalist whistle blower types asserting bits of the following scenario:

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread555156/pg1

Topic started on 25-3-2010 @ 10:46 AM by HappilyEverAfter

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And how many would run to get in line?

[edit on 25-3-2010 by HappilyEverAfter]

[Screaming_Gerbil]

All my Christmases at once... Honestly, my dream engagement is to meet the commies without any law enforcement enforcement backdrop. Just me. And them. Any weapon. Or no weapons. Come on Santa. Do it. You owe me.

You're gonna die White pig.

Seriously, the enemy has no combat discipline and no staying power. Not used to a hard life in the field where screwing upgets you and the people in your unit killed. Not used to staying alert on watch, maintaining good camouflage and security, practicing proper field sanitation, etc.

Thank you for the ping.

More pictures here:

http://www.1shepherd.com/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=158

[GingisK]

Well just crap! I really hope you let me stand with you and share the dream! Don’t be greedy.