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This Existed? New Creationism Theme Park Plans To Put Dinosaurs On Noah’s Ark
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| 12/03/2010
| Ray Rahman
Posted on 12/03/2010 9:40:21 AM PST by OldDeckHand
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It is going to be interesting to see where on the 500' long Ark, they're going to secure the
two 25-ton Apatosaurus. Maybe they'll strap them to the deck like dead dear. The 60' tall Sauroposeidons should be an interesting storage decision as well.
I'm sure they've got it all figured out.
To: OldDeckHand
Must.
Not.
Post.
Fingers.
On.
Keyboard.
Rebelling.
Defintely.
NO.
“Jesus riding Dino.”
Pic.
NONONO!!
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posted on
12/03/2010 9:44:05 AM PST
by
freedumb2003
(FYI: everything I post is IMHO -- YOU JACKWAGON! [no offense -- I just like that word])
To: OldDeckHand
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posted on
12/03/2010 9:44:12 AM PST
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("If you're not fiscally AND socially conservative, you're not conservative!" - Jim Robinson, 9-1-10)
To: OldDeckHand
Reality:
As long as there are fundie nut-jobs out there, there will be plenty of grifters to service that market.
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posted on
12/03/2010 9:44:55 AM PST
by
Matchett-PI
( Sarah Palin / Marco Rubio - a "can't lose" ticket for 2012..)
To: OldDeckHand
It is going to be interesting to see where on the 500' long Ark, they're going to secure the two 25-ton Apatosaurus. Maybe they'll strap them to the deck like dead dear. The 60' tall Sauroposeidons should be an interesting storage decision as well. I'm sure they've got it all figured out.
I was once a young-earth Creationist, but I'm not any more. That said, given their premise, don't you think it's possible they would have taken juveniles on board rather than full-size adults for many of the larger animals? Or did Noah and God lack that sort of problem-solving ability?
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posted on
12/03/2010 9:46:21 AM PST
by
xjcsa
(Ridiculing the ridiculous since the day I was born.)
To: OldDeckHand
So Democrat Governor Steve Beshear approves of the investment of the Creation Museum? This is odd behavior for a Democrat, even in a Commonwealth.
To: freedumb2003
In the Bible they called dinosaurs donkeys...
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posted on
12/03/2010 9:48:20 AM PST
by
null and void
(We are now in day 681 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
To: OldDeckHand
Job 40: 15-19
Look at Behemoth,
which I made along with you
and which feeds on grass like an ox.
What strength it has in its loins,
what power in the muscles of its belly!
Its tail sways like a cedar;
the sinews of its thighs are close-knit.
Its bones are tubes of bronze,
its limbs like rods of iron.
It ranks first among the works of God,
yet its Maker can approach it with his sword.
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posted on
12/03/2010 9:51:36 AM PST
by
RobRoy
(The US Today: Revelation 18:4)
To: xjcsa
And since juveniles cannot pro-create yet ... its at least a possibility that all the animals on the ark were juveniles.
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posted on
12/03/2010 9:51:53 AM PST
by
dartuser
("The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has limits.")
To: OldDeckHand
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posted on
12/03/2010 9:52:29 AM PST
by
keat
To: xjcsa
"That said, given their premise, don't you think it's possible they would have taken juveniles on board rather than full-size adults for many of the larger animals? " Sure. Juveniles. That works.
Of course, I'm not entirely sure how Noah and his boys wrested control of these multi-ton juveniles from the protection of their enormous parents. And, I'm also curious how Noah collected these juveniles from the only place on the planet they existed, the Southern Gulf States of the (as yet) discovered new continent of America, and transported them back across the ocean without falling off the face of the flat-earth.
Other than that, yes I think "juvenile" dinos are completely rational.
To: RobRoy
>>Look at Behemoth,
which I made along with you
and which feeds on grass like an ox.
What strength it has in its loins,
what power in the muscles of its belly!
Its tail sways like a cedar;
the sinews of its thighs are close-knit.
Its bones are tubes of bronze,
its limbs like rods of iron.
It ranks first among the works of God,
yet its Maker can approach it with his sword.<<
Sounds like my ex-wife.
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posted on
12/03/2010 9:53:16 AM PST
by
freedumb2003
(FYI: everything I post is IMHO -- YOU JACKWAGON! [no offense -- I just like that word])
To: OldDeckHand
I’ve said it before. Australian con artists are the best.
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posted on
12/03/2010 9:54:27 AM PST
by
Oztrich Boy
(History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce - Karl Marx)
To: OldDeckHand
This is perfect:
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posted on
12/03/2010 9:55:51 AM PST
by
NorCoGOP
(OBAMA: Living proof that hope is not a plan.)
To: freedumb2003
hehehe. I posted that on the wrong thread. ;)
I’m sure we can make it fit here somehow though. :)
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posted on
12/03/2010 9:56:39 AM PST
by
RobRoy
(The US Today: Revelation 18:4)
To: null and void
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posted on
12/03/2010 9:57:04 AM PST
by
xjcsa
(Ridiculing the ridiculous since the day I was born.)
To: RobRoy
It fits perfectly — the passage seems to be describing a ‘raptor.
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posted on
12/03/2010 9:58:44 AM PST
by
freedumb2003
(FYI: everything I post is IMHO -- YOU JACKWAGON! [no offense -- I just like that word])
To: keat
Geez you just beat me with the same thing!
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posted on
12/03/2010 9:59:43 AM PST
by
NorCoGOP
(OBAMA: Living proof that hope is not a plan.)
To: OldDeckHand
Sure. Juveniles. That works. Yeah, it does. But that doesn't fit your agenda.
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posted on
12/03/2010 9:59:51 AM PST
by
dartuser
("The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has limits.")
To: xjcsa
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posted on
12/03/2010 9:59:58 AM PST
by
null and void
(We are now in day 681 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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