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Vanity - WORST Christmas Songs Ever
12/21/2010

Posted on 12/21/2010 6:50:05 AM PST by VRWCmember

Yesterday we had a thread about favorite Christmas albums, so today I thought I would post one to ask everybody: What are the WORST Christmas songs ever recorded?


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To: VRWCmember
The jingle-bell rock is the worst.

In general, I hate all Christmas songs of that chinsy 70's-ish ilk.

I like all the old tinny sounding ones and most of the hymns.

21 posted on 12/21/2010 7:01:26 AM PST by Celtic Cross (I AM the Impeccable Hat. (AKA The Pope's Hat))
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To: VRWCmember

The worst allegedly legitimate Christmas song I’ve ever heard is on the Time/Life Christmas Collection (I forget who sings it)

“It’s Baby’s First Christmas” sung loosely to the tune of Rock a bye baby.

The most sappy, sickening song I’ve ever heard. And I LOVE Christmas songs of all kinds. I have dozens of discs.


22 posted on 12/21/2010 7:01:28 AM PST by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality. Save America From Bankruptcy.)
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To: VRWCmember

“Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer”


23 posted on 12/21/2010 7:02:28 AM PST by ScottinVA (The West needs to act NOW to aggressively treat its metastasizing islaminoma!)
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To: maine yankee

We have a whole album by Leonard Nemoy. Not Christmas songs but, just sayin’......


24 posted on 12/21/2010 7:02:52 AM PST by CAluvdubya (Don't retreat...reload!)
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To: VRWCmember
Barking dogs doing jingle bells...

Best Christmas song ever!

:-)

25 posted on 12/21/2010 7:04:53 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: ScottinVA

That would definitely be in my top ten, but this is my No. 1:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aogz162O5pE


26 posted on 12/21/2010 7:05:26 AM PST by jerseyrocks
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To: TSgt

Feliz Navidad is pretty annoying, but I would rather be trapped in an elevator with Julio Iglesias singing Feliz Navidad on a continuous loop (you would never know when the song ended and started over) for hours, than listen to the horrid holiday offerings from McCartney, Lennon, or Wham.


27 posted on 12/21/2010 7:05:38 AM PST by VRWCmember
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To: VRWCmember
Guaranteed! to make you hurl: The Star Wars Holiday Special. (Happy Earth Day!).....it is fun to watch Carrie Fisher sing with cocaine on her nose though:


28 posted on 12/21/2010 7:06:00 AM PST by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists". (Die Ritter der Kokosnuss))
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To: VRWCmember
Any song from this CD --- Kazoo Christmas
29 posted on 12/21/2010 7:06:00 AM PST by Heartlander (You are either the doer, or the dude)
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To: VRWCmember

Thank God It’s Not Christmas

What do I hear, what do I hear?
Chit-chat, and clinking glass
Cheap talk, a lady’s laugh
After hour

What do I see, what do I see?
Some sunken hideaway
Where people go to play
After hour

There I’ll spend the night
Meeting fancy thins
At bistros and old haunts
Trying very hard to sin

Then it is day end in a way
The pattern’s much the same
In-spots, a matinee
Every day

Blend with the crowd, blend with the loud
Hypnotic ebb and flow
Until the day goes slowly
Into night
See the same old crowd
At bistros and old haunts
‘Til the lights grow dim,
The not-so-subtle hint to be gone

Chorus:
Thank God it’s not Christmas
When there is only you
And nothing else to do
Thank God it’s not Christmas
Where there’s just you to do
The rest is closed to public view

Caroling kids, caroling kids
A trifle premature, in tones so rich and pure and crystaline
Call for the day, the popular day
It’s fast approaching now
But will the mood allow
One dissent

If this were the Seine
We’d be very suave
But it’s just the rain
Washing down the boulevard

(Chorus)

Popular days, the popular ways
Are for the chosen few
Not meant for me and you
Obviously

Popular nights, poplar rites
Great things to say and do
Aren’t said or done by you
Obviously

If this were Seine
We’d be very suave
But it’s just the rain
Washing down the boulevard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UbkDzp5LuY


30 posted on 12/21/2010 7:06:11 AM PST by BenLurkin (This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both)
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To: VRWCmember
The stupid Beach Boys song where they go "Christmas comes this time each year". I mean, DUH!
31 posted on 12/21/2010 7:06:22 AM PST by kevkrom (De-fund Obamacare in 2011, repeal in 2013!)
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To: CAluvdubya
We have a whole album by Leonard Nemoy.

Is that the one with the Bilbo Baggins song?

32 posted on 12/21/2010 7:06:33 AM PST by VRWCmember
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To: Artemis Webb
>>Christmas Shoes... The Worst.. EVER.<<

So TRUE and just slightly ahead of "Happy Birthday Jesus".

33 posted on 12/21/2010 7:06:51 AM PST by Smittie
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To: Puppage

Quote:
“ANY song on Bob Dylan’s Christmas CD.”

I always figured that at long as Bob Dylan was alive I would never own the title of “The Worse Singer On Earth”.
I would always be “Second Worse Singer On Earth”.


34 posted on 12/21/2010 7:07:34 AM PST by Verbosus (/* No Comment */)
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To: VRWCmember

“Santa Baby”

(Eartha Kitt?)


35 posted on 12/21/2010 7:07:51 AM PST by Hawthorn
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To: VRWCmember
Those voters are probably the same people who got "Lethal Weapon" and "Die Hard" and "Die Hard 2" into the list of all-time top Christmas movies.

Do you have a problem with that?

36 posted on 12/21/2010 7:08:20 AM PST by InvisibleChurch (.......... ; ) .................)
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To: day10

Word..........


37 posted on 12/21/2010 7:08:29 AM PST by Badabing Badablonde (New to the internet? CLICK HERE)
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To: Artemis Webb

Sir, I wanna buy these shoes
For my mama please ...


38 posted on 12/21/2010 7:08:36 AM PST by VRWCmember
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To: VRWCmember

“Santa Baby”

A gold digging slut begging Santa for luxury items just doesn’t seem right for a Christmas song.


39 posted on 12/21/2010 7:08:49 AM PST by RightOnTheBorder
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To: Artemis Webb

But they even made a Lifetime Channel movie based on that song. Starring Chad Lowe.


40 posted on 12/21/2010 7:09:27 AM PST by VRWCmember
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