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To: Madame Dufarge
The only way you get skid marks on those skivvies is if you run out of TP.

Now other stains—well, the possibilities are many as the single and/or collective manual contact with sundry human or animal bodily fluids are damn near endless.

18 posted on 12/24/2010 12:32:22 PM PST by Happy Rain ("Every Christmas the Leftist atheists become "hatetheists.")
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To: Happy Rain
As with any high-quality item, the user must approach with respect and strive for a level of proficiency.

Or cover with Saran Wrap.

23 posted on 12/24/2010 12:37:30 PM PST by Madame Dufarge
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To: Happy Rain
The only way you get skid marks on those skivvies is if you run out of TP.

Well then, Sheryl Crow might find them useful...

28 posted on 12/24/2010 12:48:08 PM PST by Allegra (I painted red and green stripes on my biceps.)
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To: Happy Rain; Madame Dufarge; metesky

Last physical, my doc said he’d like urine, stool and semen samples.....so I just left him my skivvies.


45 posted on 12/24/2010 2:49:42 PM PST by ErnBatavia (It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
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