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Man goes berserk after excessive-flatulence teasing
WorldNetDaily ^ | January 19, 2011 | WorldNetDaily

Posted on 01/20/2011 5:13:23 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Edited on 01/20/2011 5:17:27 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

Police say a Connecticut man became so angered by a woman's reprimand for his continued flatulence at a party that he went on a stabbing spree, killing a personal friend.

According to published reports, Marc Higgins, 21, allegedly stabbed to death his friend, Matthew Walton, and injured three others during a house party Saturday night in Bristol, Conn., where alcohol was being consumed.


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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: flatulence; marchiggins; party; stabbing
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1 posted on 01/20/2011 5:13:27 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

pull my finger!


2 posted on 01/20/2011 5:15:29 AM PST by Vaquero (BHO....'The Pretenda from Kenya')
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Last line...Police said what?? And the reporter got that out of the cops...yeh...sure...


3 posted on 01/20/2011 5:16:21 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"Higgins is being held on a $2 million bail bond in Bristol"

Where he sits broken hearted...

4 posted on 01/20/2011 5:16:32 AM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: Vaquero

I am glad she did not complain about the dirty knife.


5 posted on 01/20/2011 5:16:55 AM PST by Perdogg (What Would Aqua Buddha do?)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

The party was a real gas....

my apologoies....that’s the best I can do pre-coffee...


6 posted on 01/20/2011 5:16:57 AM PST by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I can’t say how others mayfeel about this, but, personally, if someone kills me, he is damn sure not my friend.

How long before the media raises the cry to ban farting. Or at least register the farts.


7 posted on 01/20/2011 5:21:44 AM PST by sport
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

And forgive us our farts, as we forgive those that fart against us.

8 posted on 01/20/2011 5:23:47 AM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity (Liberalism is a social disease.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Must have been a TEA PARTY, all the drinkin’ ‘n fartin’ was simply incidental.


9 posted on 01/20/2011 5:24:03 AM PST by trailz
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Well that stinks.


10 posted on 01/20/2011 5:24:18 AM PST by Wolfie
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
...where alcohol was being consumed.

No...really?

11 posted on 01/20/2011 5:24:32 AM PST by econjack (Some people are as dumb as soup.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

All that farting in one small area may have been the cause of the climate disruption . . .


12 posted on 01/20/2011 5:25:59 AM PST by trailz
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Another gas explosion?


13 posted on 01/20/2011 5:26:07 AM PST by Ev Reeman
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Was a lighter involved?


14 posted on 01/20/2011 5:26:19 AM PST by windsorknot
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

“Your Honor, the prosecution maintains that the first smeller is the guilty feller, and the ‘Fart in a whirlwind’ defense is merely that”...


15 posted on 01/20/2011 5:26:46 AM PST by LRS ("This is silly! It can't be! It can't be!!" "Oh yes it is! I said you wouldn't know the joint.")
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Shouldn’t a story about breaking wind be in breaking news?


16 posted on 01/20/2011 5:28:00 AM PST by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer (biblein90days.org))
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Flatulent Fellow Fillets Friends


17 posted on 01/20/2011 5:28:00 AM PST by RFEngineer
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Methinks the price of gas just went up.


18 posted on 01/20/2011 5:28:22 AM PST by trailz
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To: LRS

LOL


19 posted on 01/20/2011 5:29:09 AM PST by sport
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To: LRS

A lawyer could cite the law stating that “he who smelt it dealt it.” And then follow up with “he who denied it supplied it.”


20 posted on 01/20/2011 5:29:25 AM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult

Do they still have a gas chamber in Conn.?


21 posted on 01/20/2011 5:31:30 AM PST by Doc Savage
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Palin comparison to the last murder story.


22 posted on 01/20/2011 5:31:44 AM PST by trailz
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Somewhere a team of journalists is investigating whether Sarah Palin has any financial connections to the Pillsbury Company or to any other flatulence-inducing food companies. By tonight, this will be her fault too.

23 posted on 01/20/2011 5:33:01 AM PST by Pollster1 (Natural born citizen of the USA, with the birth certificate to prove it)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

If the perp goes to church, must he sit in his own pew?


24 posted on 01/20/2011 5:33:03 AM PST by loungitude ( The truth hurts.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
This story stinks! What...not a bottle of Beano anywhere in the house???
25 posted on 01/20/2011 5:35:23 AM PST by 4yearlurker (I can't afford anymore hope and change!!!!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Oh, and the neighbors three doors down contributed to Republicans.


26 posted on 01/20/2011 5:35:25 AM PST by trailz
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

The only things in Bristol are Lake Compounce amusement park and ESPN, which is compsed primarily of dozens of full size satellite dishes. I suspect the microwave transmissions got to him.


27 posted on 01/20/2011 5:35:42 AM PST by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Is “lactose intolerance” a hate crime?


28 posted on 01/20/2011 5:35:46 AM PST by G Larry
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Who hasn’t had stabbing gas pains?


29 posted on 01/20/2011 5:37:07 AM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all......)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

were they serving cheese?


30 posted on 01/20/2011 5:37:33 AM PST by wyokostur
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Our family motto is: A family that farts together stays together

1


31 posted on 01/20/2011 5:38:28 AM PST by RVN Airplane Driver ("To be born into freedom is an accident; to die in freedom is an obligation..)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks


"I think you boys have had enough!"
32 posted on 01/20/2011 5:39:53 AM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all......)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Bush's fault, no doubt...


33 posted on 01/20/2011 5:40:47 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Nightly News: Murder in Bristol Palin, Connecticut.


34 posted on 01/20/2011 5:42:06 AM PST by trailz
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To: Joe 6-pack

Bristol, huh? Just how was Bristol Palin involved in causing this?


35 posted on 01/20/2011 5:43:02 AM PST by hal ogen (1st Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
What kind of thread is this?

A violent murder and not one mention of all of the violent rhetoric on the Right.

/S

36 posted on 01/20/2011 5:46:04 AM PST by Pontiac
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

The nice thing about gas pains is that it usually passes.


37 posted on 01/20/2011 5:46:18 AM PST by jwparkerjr (It's the Constitution, Stupid!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Secret identity of "Mystery Men's" The Spleen revealed at last...
38 posted on 01/20/2011 5:48:18 AM PST by Elwood P. Doud (America, you voted for a negro socialist with an Islamic name - so why act surprised?)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Bush’s fault! For encouraging illegal immigration and the resultant spread of green chile bean burritos!


39 posted on 01/20/2011 5:48:43 AM PST by Seruzawa (If you agree with the French raise your hand - If you are French raise both hands.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I’d suggest his cellmate just hold his nose.


40 posted on 01/20/2011 5:52:36 AM PST by trailz
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

41 posted on 01/20/2011 5:52:50 AM PST by jwparkerjr (It's the Constitution, Stupid!)
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42 posted on 01/20/2011 5:57:37 AM PST by Malone LaVeigh
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OH no, he’s using the Chewbacca defense.


43 posted on 01/20/2011 5:59:14 AM PST by commish (Freedom tastes sweetest to those who have fought to preserve it.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

It wasn't the gas so much as the ten foot long stream of fire.

44 posted on 01/20/2011 5:59:50 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Washington is finally rid of the Kennedies. Free at last, thank God almighty we are free at last.)
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To: billorites

LOL


45 posted on 01/20/2011 6:01:24 AM PST by KSCITYBOY
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Beans and peas are musical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel,
So let’s have beans or peas for every meal.


46 posted on 01/20/2011 6:06:59 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (America has two cancers - democrats and RINOS.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

This guy’s a real fart smeller! I mean a real smart fella!


47 posted on 01/20/2011 6:07:35 AM PST by thefactor (yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
..., where alcohol was being consumed. In a story about a guy going berserk and stabbing a close friend and several others because somebody objected to his farts, why am I not surprised that alcohol consumption was involved!
48 posted on 01/20/2011 6:10:08 AM PST by VRWCmember (Veritas vos Liberabit)
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To: Perdogg
I am glad she did not complain about the dirty knife.

LOL! I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition!

49 posted on 01/20/2011 6:11:12 AM PST by VRWCmember (Veritas vos Liberabit)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Flatulence can be deadly. I recall a thread on FR at least 10 years back where a huge fat guy in a small room died from poisoning the air with his own flatulence while sleeping.

Probably an urban legend.


50 posted on 01/20/2011 6:23:14 AM PST by Rebelbase
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