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Man goes berserk after excessive-flatulence teasing
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| January 19, 2011
| WorldNetDaily
Posted on 01/20/2011 5:13:23 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Edited on 01/20/2011 5:17:27 AM PST by Admin Moderator.
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To: xrmusn
Reminds me of a flight crew briefing years ago. It was about a 4 am show and everyone was quiet while the captain was going over weather, delays, etc.,... The first officer looked at me and said, “Did you know that the average woman passes gas 16 times a day?” I looked at him and said, “Well, I’ve got mine out of the way for today.” Needless to say, everyone hit the floor screaming and it went downhill from then. It was a bunch of partiers and we ended up in New Orleans on the Sunday before Mardi Gras. Great crew!
P.S. My sister and I have always referred to pooting as ‘shooting the bunny’.
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
Then there’s the adage-
“Repetition is the sincerest form of flatulence.”
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posted on
01/20/2011 7:13:51 AM PST
by
mikrofon
(GI Bill of Rights cited?)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Police say a Connecticut man became so angered by a woman's reprimand for his continued flatulence at a party that he went on a stabbing spree, killing a personal friend. Pity. He should have just invoked the "Smelt It, Dealt It" rule and chilled out.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Hillary must have a hell of a time at parties.
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posted on
01/20/2011 7:16:59 AM PST
by
jetson
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
so angered by a woman's reprimand for his continued flatulence That word "reprimand" is too uncivil. We need an apology.
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posted on
01/20/2011 7:37:18 AM PST
by
BerryDingle
(I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
To: VRWCmember
LOL! I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition! 
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posted on
01/20/2011 7:39:49 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(This is me, in a nutshell: "Let me out of here...I'm trapped in a nutshell!!!!")
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
He who articulated it, particulated it.
To: Allegra; wazoo1031
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posted on
01/20/2011 7:57:43 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
To: Seruzawa
Bush’s fault!Indeed.
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posted on
01/20/2011 8:00:26 AM PST
by
dfwgator
To: SERKIT
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posted on
01/20/2011 8:04:36 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
To: xrmusn
Ever gambled on a fart and lost? Not fun, even if you’re home....
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posted on
01/20/2011 8:07:33 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
01/20/2011 8:09:45 AM PST
by
freedomlover
(Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Blame the Right and its vitriol, not farts.
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posted on
01/20/2011 8:50:02 AM PST
by
TexasRepublic
(Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
To: CJ Wolf; aragorn; houeto; Quix; B4Ranch; Whenifhow; Silentgypsy; Lurker; BenKenobi; ...
Silent-but-deadly ping.
"Insanity Wave" ping.
Ping list scanning the increase of insane violence, murder, suicide, and mental meltdown statements and events.
FReepmail me if you want on or off The Comedian's "Insanity Wave" ping list...
Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.
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posted on
01/20/2011 9:07:14 AM PST
by
The Comedian
("Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice" - B. Goldwater)
To: ErnBatavia
Ever gambled on a fart and lost? Not fun, even if you’re home....
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
Just another ‘former training lesson’ put to good use.
The DUCK WALK......
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posted on
01/20/2011 9:21:10 AM PST
by
xrmusn
((6/98))
To: The Comedian
Yeah wellll
holding some things in can foster explosions alright.
But I swear, this time, it wasn’t ME!
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posted on
01/20/2011 9:22:48 AM PST
by
Quix
(Times are a changin' INSURE you have believed in your heart & confessed Jesus as Lord Come NtheFlesh)
To: The Comedian
Where do you find this crap? :-)
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posted on
01/20/2011 9:26:19 AM PST
by
AZ .44 MAG
(Repeal Obama)
To: VRWCmember
I am glad someone picked that up!!!!
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posted on
01/20/2011 9:30:58 AM PST
by
Perdogg
(What Would Aqua Buddha do?)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Beer farts are just wicked.
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posted on
01/20/2011 10:21:33 AM PST
by
dangerdoc
(see post #6)
To: Rebelbase
“recall a thread where a huge fat guy in a small room died from poisoning the air with his own flatulence while sleeping...”
Nah, he didn’t really die.
He just thought he was in heaven.
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posted on
01/20/2011 10:28:21 AM PST
by
dblup
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