Posted on 01/28/2011 12:46:46 PM PST by Justaham
A 9.4 percent unemployment rate? Pish posh! In Dallas-Fort Worth exotic club managers across the city are desperately seeking strippers for Super Bowl weekend.
These adult clubs currently are estimated to be experiencing a total shortage of 10,000 exotic dancers as they attempt to meet a tourist to stripper ratio of 30:1.
Dallas strip joint Showtime Cabaret is advertising like crazy to bring in the chicas. The gentlemen’s club is currently in need of 140 more gams (or, for those who failed math and/or never mastered 1930s colloquialisms, 70 additional girls) to bring their total number of dancers to 120.
“Want a safe, clean club to make the big $$$ in?” reads Showtime’s advertisement, promising close access to Cowboys Stadium where the Super Bowl will be played. “If you think you have what it takes come see us.”
A manager at Silver City Cabaret was a bit more optimistic about their ability to hire more girls before the onslaught of Super Bowl attendees. She told The Daily Caller that while currently there are hardly enough lap-friendly ladies to meet the expected demand, she thinks many women will travel from across the country to get in on the Super Bowl debauchery bucks.
“I don’t think a lot of girls are going to come into town on Monday and Tuesday,” she said. “We get girls from Vegas, New York, and a lot from up north, like Wisconsin.”
Stripper ratio good or bad, sounds like Dallas will be having a rip roaring time come February 6.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailycaller.com ...
Maybe they’ve run off with the Swedish soldiers...
Helen Thomas needs a job.....
They’ll probably be hiring some underage girls
See that? Obama’s stimulus is working.
Just waiting for Helen’s pic to show up...... tick, tick, tick...
Maybe Traci Lords could consult.
I hear Charlie Sheen is out of commission for a while. That ought to free up several hundred at least.
Sigh, it might be a shameful thing to admit, but I truly love this city.
I’m amazed this thread got so far without a shot at Ben Rothlesberger.
Or crack open the Strategic Stripper Reserve and bring in some old ones from retirement.
I was going to say, maybe they could get Crystal Mangum the girl who accused the Duke Lacrosse team of rape, but then I realised she cannot come .
She is charged with attempted First degree murder, 5 counts of arson, assault and battery, communicating threats, three counts of misdemeanor child abuse, injury to personal property, identity theft and resisting a public officer.
Not one professor who signed a petiton to try to hang those boys was ever punished.
Well I hope they find some girls of high moral character to strip for the football fans.
Or they can see if Mtv has any
They’ll be OK - as long as Charlie Sheen is still in the hospital.
I’ve already told them, I don’t care how much they’re willing to pay me, I’m not gonna do it! ;o)
Just tell charlie sheen to cut loose of a few! LOL
Someone watches MTV?
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