Sicily couple murdered man with butter

AFP ^ | February 5, 2011 | Unknown

[dblup]

This is an instance of udder evil.

[DainBramage]

Im sure he’ll end up at a creamatorium.

[paulycy]

Shoulda used a butter knife.

[tom h]

"Sicily couple murdered man with butter

ROME (AFP) – A Sicilian couple thought they had the perfect weapon to get rid of her ex-husband -- a slab of butter which would melt after they asphyxiated him"

Whenever someone mentions "butter" in the context of male-female relations, I cannot but help think of Marlon Brando's famous words to Maria Schneider in Last Tango in Paris, as he is holding a baguette, "Bring me the butter." I have had millions of laughs with buddies regarding what Brando then uses the butter for with the lovely Miss Schneider.

Guess this also proves what a wretched past I had before becoming a freeper and a conservative Republican.

For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, just google "Last Tango in Paris butter scene" and you'll be no shortage of hits. A pretty risque scene for back then.

[submarinerswife]

OK that’s funny.

[Salamander]

I can’t believe it’s not murder!

[Squawk 8888]

Butter-makes-it-better-naturally non-ping.

[martin_fierro]

a slab of butter which would melt after they asphyxiated him

Ghee Whizzes.

[Salamander]

That was pretty nasty but it’s nothing compared to the “Crisco” scene in “Cruising”.

I can’t look at Al Pacino without thinking about that.

*ick*

[martin_fierro]

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[andy58-in-nh]

Not sure if you know this, but Maria Schneider died three days ago from cancer at age 58.

[The Comedian]

Land-O'-Lethal ping.

Today is a good day to die.
I didn't say for whom.

[FreedomPoster]

You win. LMAO!

[GreenHornet]

Michael Corleone: “They’re going going to search me when they pick me up, right? So I can’t have any dairy products on me. But if Clemenza can think of a way to have a stick of butter planted there for me.....”

[baddog 219]

Don’t give Paula Deen any ideas....

[TheOldLady]

Cheese Whiz! There are better ways to butter up a difficult ex-spouse.

[paulycy]

[Slings and Arrows]

"You can't prove nuthin', copper!"

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[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Betty Botta bought some butter, because she was a bitter biatch.
“If I put it in my ex-husband, and it will make the S.O.B. twitch.”
So bitter Betty and her boisterous boyfriend beat upon the S.O.B.,
and battered, and buttered, he resigned, but not without a hitch.

[mikrofon]

The two were obviously charged with a salt-and-buttery....