Sicily couple murdered man with butter

AFP ^ | February 5, 2011 | Unknown

[decimon]

ROME (AFP) – A Sicilian couple thought they had the perfect weapon to get rid of her ex-husband -- a slab of butter which would melt after they asphyxiated him, the Corriere della Sera newspaper reported Saturday.

But a post-mortem found remains of the butter in the airways of Calogero Lo Cocco and the pair were unmasked, the paper said.

[FreeAtlanta]

That sounds like a horrible way to go.

[digger48]

I hope this type of crime doesn’t spread.

[edpc]

Leave the butter. Take the canolli.

[Shqipo]

The Margarine for success of this tactic is minimal.

[decimon]

I hope this type of crime doesn’t spread.

Yeah, we could all be toast.

[NTHockey]

This could get you into a big jam.

[Larry Lucido]

Typical greaseball stuff....

[spokeshave]

Murder by Cholesterol

[DeFault User]

Choked on the cholesterol, huh?

;o)

Where was Michelle when he needed her?

[Larry Lucido]

“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury: If it doesn’t churn, you must adjourn.”

[reg45]

I guess feeding him fetuccini alfredo every day and waiting for him to have a heart attack was taking too long.

[shibumi]

“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury: If it doesn’t churn, you must adjourn.”

Now we know why you practice where you do.

[reg45]

Greased the skids to heaven.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Who knew Julianne Malveaux was Italian?

[ExpatGator]

The Doc told him that his cholesterol level would kill him....

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

They should have buttered him up first.

[MinuteGal]

Oleo smokes, whatta whey to go. It curdles one's blood. As my Irish friend, Pat, says, may the saints preserve him.

'Tis a far, far butter place he's in now than he has ever known.

Leni

[null and void]

Was he cream-ated?

[andy58-in-nh]

I can’t believe it’s not bullets.