The Auburn oak tree killer is in custody, but damage is already done(poisoned by a BAMA fan)

Rivals-Yahoo! ^ | February 17, 2011 | Matt Hinton

[greatdefender]

[bgill]

I’m sure there’s an oak that wouldn’t mind a rope thrown over it.

[Juana la Loca]

I know that the University of Alabama had nothing to do with this and can’t control what their fans do....BUT I think it would be a classy gesture on their part if the University of Alabama would offer to replace the trees.

[massgopguy]

After the singing of the National Anthem at the next Auburn-Alabama game, he has to come out to midfield and apologize to Auburn and Alabama fans.

[Boardwalk]

What an IDIOT!

[GoldenPup]

They should put this asshole away for 20 years...but they won’t.

[Rio]

“rolling the trees” ???

[Paladin2]

"Updyke (a retired Texas State Trooper...."

Things that make one go Hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

[hoagy62]

After the singing of the National Anthem at the next Auburn-Alabama game, he has to come out to midfield and apologize to Auburn and Alabama fans.

After which he is gang-tackled by the defensive lines of BOTH schools. And then a field goal is attempted...with his head.

[hoagy62]

“Rolling the trees” means covering them in toilet paper. local tradition.

[rlmorel]

Obama fans are absolutely the worst.

[PanzerKardinal]

If you’re so emotionally invested in a team, that you’re willing to commit a crime to show your allegiance....You’ve got some serious problems.

Remember, it’s just entertainment.

[donhunt]

130 years old..... Apparently we have their birth certificates.

[catman67]

Take the criminal penalties to the maximum allowed; then sue him in civil court for every penny he has.

Then let the state and feds go after him for pollution!

[CSM]

“Auburn fans to celebrate victory by rolling the trees.”

What is rolling the trees?

[thackney]

if the University of Alabama would offer to replace the trees

And where do you find 400 year old trees?

[WayneS]

Are the trees going to be ‘deader’ because they received a “very lethal” dose as opposed to just a lethal dose?

[Frantzie]

You can’t really replace them. What an evil idiot? Rabid college sports fans are morons. I cannot believe this guy did this for sports rivalry.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

I know that the University of Alabama had nothing to do with this and can’t control what their fans do....BUT I think it would be a classy gesture on their part if the University of Alabama would offer to replace the trees.

And then there are those who would take it as an admission of guilt.

No good deed goes unpunished.

[WayneS]

I know.

It seems to me the trees would have been killed the very first time they were ‘rolled’. The last time I checked a tree had to be cut down and have had all its branches removed before it could be rolled anywhere...

;-)