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Eddie Griffin("men are afraid to say that they would love to have Michelle Obama in their bed")
A.V. Club Milwaukee ^
| February 25, 2011
| Nathan Rabin
Posted on 02/24/2011 10:47:23 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Hi! My name is Eddie and I’ve got some minor Hollywood chops so, my worldview revolves around my genitals.
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posted on
02/25/2011 7:04:08 AM PST
by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(Islam is a violent and tyrannical political ideology and has nothing to do with "religion".)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
“I think men are afraid to say that they would love to have Michelle Obama in their bed,...”
It’s true. I’m afraid to say it because if I did I might actually puke on somebody and be so traumatized by the visual that I would never be able to perform in bed again.
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posted on
02/25/2011 7:16:13 AM PST
by
Lee'sGhost
(Johnny Rico picked the wrong girl!)
To: Free Vulcan
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posted on
02/25/2011 7:17:07 AM PST
by
Lee'sGhost
(Johnny Rico picked the wrong girl!)
To: Jeff Chandler
No. Mrs Obama is my dream woman. If she was divorced, I would hit that, nonstop.
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posted on
02/25/2011 7:19:49 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Scott Walker: Please FIRE.... then APPOINT... then VOTE.)
These idiot comics always think they are the ones breaking the barriers, being edgy. It’s as if Lenny Bruce, Redd Foxx, George Carlin or Richard Pryor never existed.
85
posted on
02/25/2011 7:21:59 AM PST
by
wtc911
("How you gonna get down that hill?")
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Leia: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie...
Solo: I can arrange that. You could use a good kiss.
I like 'em tall, but I do prefer less than an axe handle's width across the hips...
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posted on
02/25/2011 7:23:56 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(III%. The last line in the sand)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
“OH! OHH!!! OHHHHH!!!!!”
87
posted on
02/25/2011 7:34:24 AM PST
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?)...R.I.P.)
To: pyx
Eddie, there just isn't enough liquor and drugs on this entire planet to make me want Michelle Obama in my bed. Ditto.
Ditto.
Ditto.
Ditto.
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posted on
02/25/2011 8:15:11 AM PST
by
Arrowhead1952
(America has two cancers - democrats and RINOS.)
To: longjack
BED......BED....NO BED!
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posted on
02/25/2011 8:27:56 AM PST
by
Ditto
(Nov 2, 2010 -- Partial cleaning accomplished. More trash to remove in 2012)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
IF you woke up to find Michelle Obama next to you, that would mean several truly horrific scenarios played out.
One: YOU’VE BEEN ABDUCTED FOOL!
Get the heck out if you aren’t restrained!
Two: You’re being setup!
DUH, obviously!
Three: You will be found later in a landfill or Fort Marcy park.
Try not to scream yourself hoarse during the next few remining minutes of life.
On the plus side: You don’t have that long left to live.
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posted on
02/25/2011 12:52:59 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Dear Interdimensional Monstrosity, I fear our relationship has taken a turn for the worse...)
To: Slings and Arrows
There would be no hole deep enough to bury the mattress, were that to hapepen.
Goes for that Burger King king, too.
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posted on
02/25/2011 1:13:44 PM PST
by
ApplegateRanch
(Islam: A Satanically Transmitted Disease spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus)
To: max americana
Sorry Eddie, I only have sex with humans.
The night dont get dark enough and there aint a large enough paperbag in the world that would make her look sexy.
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posted on
02/25/2011 1:15:54 PM PST
by
Yorlik803
(better to die on your feet than live on your knees.)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
It’s a tough call, but Moochelle barely edges out Helen Thomas on my list of fantasy dates...for last place.
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posted on
02/25/2011 1:16:49 PM PST
by
ApplegateRanch
(Islam: A Satanically Transmitted Disease spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
To paraphrase Mr. Babbage, I am not rightly able to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a statement.
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