Posted on 03/01/2011 9:05:12 PM PST by PhilosopherStone1000
I’m posting this to all of you because in reality, there’s only one actual FReeper who types really, *really* fast from thousands of accounts but does the phrase “paranoid delusions” mean anything to you?
After this thread, it should.
Salamander
[just another piece of the FR single-poster/collective
consciousness]
:)
p.s...I won’t be online much today because I have to go volunteer at the soup kitchen rehab for the orphans of homeless veterans of the psychic wars.
[yes, I worked BOC instead of Alice in, this time. Sue me]
LOL
You know I was thinking the same thing. It’s exhausting chasing after you and myself all at the same time.
Move to San Jose and I will the donuts and coffee. Otherwise I might look you up when the ski season begins.
LOL
We have no idea what that means. Did we just make that up? At any rate we'll be happy to know that I scored some fresh parsley for the soup.
(I knew I shouldn't have mentioned buying donuts. Everyone just scatters whenever money comes up. Some of us are going to have to get a jobs.)
He’s a hermaphrodite so it’s not out of the realm.
You know we don’t ski anymore since I broke your leg on that black diamond run. Am I having a senior moment here or something?
Your last two paragraphs illustrate exactly what the problem is with this person and how he has affected others.
It won’t surprise me in the future to see other posters say “I’ll drive you to a very high cliff or bridge to make it easier for you to take your final plunge”.
And I’m suspicious about his motives the same as you.
Post on.
We don’t like parsley in soup, only on buttered potatoes.
We should’ve asked ourselves before we bought it.
[wow...this whole “everybody’s actually just one person” thing could get confusing if we don’t draw up a chart of food likes/dislikes soon]....:)
We don’t like donuts either.
We like turnovers and danish.
We need to put that on our next shopping list.
“The troll has claimed to be a father, but has also claimed to give birth”
It’s a seahorse who can type.
We need to get some help?
YOU are the one who put out a suicide opus.
LOL
I’ll be at that bar near across the street from Breckinridge if you want to break the other one.
That is what ticks you off the most. But most won't feed this troll any longer.
I'll just pray for his/her repentance because they are in great need of the Lord.
And that was the whole purpose of this little exercise. To hurt Christians, and cause them to resist opening their hearts to others, and especially to resist reaching out to help others.
If that was the motive, it won't work. Never does. The Enemy has been trying that gig since the creation of mankind.
John 3:19-21 (King James Version)
"And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.
For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved."
This is the perfect thread for humblegunner. He is a savage and cracks me up.
Good call.
Oops! I forgot. Well, don't worry we stole it. Let's not get too fussy. I think we know by now that if we put pastry in front of my face we'll eat it. ;-)
As long as you don't ping our tofu clo(w)nes it should be a nice day.
A minor detail. Let's not get lost in facts. /s
I know that!!!
LOL
I will ping nobody.
[who’s actually *everybody* in ParanoiaVille]
;D
LOL
Gotta run.
Time to get to work. There are millions on welfare depending on me.
We'll be at the bar running up your tab.
You forgot to give us a courtesy ping, but we read it while lurking as BykrBayb, so you’re covered.
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