Posted on 03/30/2011 6:32:59 AM PDT by VRWCmember
Here is my example with today's WFTD:
If you are a nutjob, celebrities will get court orders to ban you from their proximity.
Meadville celebrity pursuer gets probation in cop case
No pushing at the door please!
Happy Humpday Everybody!
Only 
days left until BO's replacement is sworn in.
Get to class you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Dave forgot to get the gradebook from xsmommy. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Secret Garden and Tioga are usually pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment their shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to them instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.
Welcome to class students.
Get to class you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Dave forgot to get the gradebook from xsmommy. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Secret Garden and Tioga are usually pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment their shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to them instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.
Welcome to class students.
Get to class you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Dave forgot to get the gradebook from xsmommy. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Secret Garden and Tioga are usually pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment their shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to them instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.
Welcome to class students.
THERE you are!
how nice, yet unusual, for you to be so promixate to the classroom! ; )
Beat me by a hair!
you took the time to spell nuclear properly ; )
nice title!
If the bimbo had just given the kid the autograph that he was asking for, the whole situation could have been avoided.
Yeah and I still pronounce it correctly too.
The mainstream press sheep are in unanimity
They will lie for presidential proximity
They should be cautious and wary
Whenever dealing with Barry
He never acts out of real magnanimity
and summer gas price hikes are coming......
Obozo should not stand in close proximity to a Jack@$$, people may not be able to tell the difference.
i think they average around 3.76 per gallon here, but Safeway has 3.56 and my extremely ELITE status there makes it 3.46 ; )
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