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Lazamataz Vows Celibacy
By Lazamataz

Posted on 04/01/2011 4:57:48 AM PDT by Lazamataz

Yes, everyone. You have heard me correctly. I have come to realize that casual sex with various women is sinful and wrong. It is lustful and lascivious, and I have decided that in my turn towards rightous living, that I must stop 'Hitting It'.

Expect no more comments of 'I'd hit it'. Expect no more flirting with cute freeperettes. Expect no more comments about pretty women's pictures.

Women have become more than sex objects to me. They are whole and wholesome Children of God, and I have come to the understanding that to treat them as amusement parks is degrading to both them and me.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: lazwouldnothitit; napl; narcissus; waitwhat
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To: Lazamataz

Your Lazamataz handyman has had an approved Police CRB check carried out, providing you piece of mind of who you are letting into your premises. Please feel free to ask for a copy prior to any works being commenced.

http://www.lazamataz.com/


101 posted on 04/01/2011 6:06:33 AM PDT by decimon
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To: Lazamataz

This might change your mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY0xgRA_Sk0&NR=1&feature=fvwp


102 posted on 04/01/2011 6:07:53 AM PDT by Lees Swrd ("Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe and preserve order in the world as well")
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To: Lazamataz

There’s always suicide Laz...


103 posted on 04/01/2011 6:11:41 AM PDT by JDoutrider
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To: WashingtonSource

New information coming across the airwaves, Hillary has released a statement .... Dang, Laz quit hitting it, and I went to the doc and had this release form filled out. Cancel my trip to Vegas.


104 posted on 04/01/2011 6:13:09 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Bless and Protect Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Lazamataz

April fools.


105 posted on 04/01/2011 6:13:18 AM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtC_wld3YJE&feature=youtube_gdata_player)
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To: decimon
I noticed that guy a few years ago, too. I always wondered how he came up with 'Lazamataz'... is he a Freeper?

Perhaps he will join me in my newfound sexual purity.

106 posted on 04/01/2011 6:14:33 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
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To: decimon
I noticed that guy a few years ago, too. I always wondered how he came up with 'Lazamataz'... is he a Freeper?

Perhaps he will join me in my newfound sexual purity.

107 posted on 04/01/2011 6:14:33 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
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To: lonestar

Not any more. My ‘catting’ days are over.


108 posted on 04/01/2011 6:15:50 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
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To: Lazamataz

April Fools is good, but there are some things that are so obviously a massive sack of s**t as to be unbelieveable.

Like this.

Happy April Fool!!


109 posted on 04/01/2011 6:16:59 AM PDT by hoagy62 (Help stamp out crack-pull up your pants.)
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To: Lazamataz

Please pass the torch to me ?


110 posted on 04/01/2011 6:17:17 AM PDT by stylin19a
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To: central_va
I will stop “treating them as amusement parks” when they stop treating men as human wallets.

In my experience, women care about spiritual condition first, then video gaming skills, then comic-book collection size, and finally comes looks and the wallet.

111 posted on 04/01/2011 6:17:33 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
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To: Lazamataz

Make that same promise on the next Groundhog Day:)


112 posted on 04/01/2011 6:19:34 AM PDT by dforest
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To: Lazamataz
"In my experience, women care about spiritual condition first, then video gaming skills, then comic-book collection size, and finally comes looks and the wallet."

I've found that being hung like a Shire draft horse is pretty much all a guy needs.

113 posted on 04/01/2011 6:21:47 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack; Lazamataz

Sorry, a huge wallet trumps all.


114 posted on 04/01/2011 6:25:18 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.)
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To: stylin19a; Lazamataz
Perhaps Laz would sell it at a reasonable price? Sources say Laz has remarked, he (Laz) is looking to be a capitalist (Thank Goodness) and make a profit for the torch. Is this true, or have sources let us down again? Good thing it is April 1. Though have heard somewhere (unnamed sources) BH0 wants to carry Laz’s torch. A bidding war is about to commence?
115 posted on 04/01/2011 6:25:48 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Bless and Protect Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: central_va

No, Advanced Dungeons-and-Dragons moderating skills trumps all.


116 posted on 04/01/2011 6:30:23 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
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To: no-to-illegals
I don't care about that domain so much. If he gets business because people are looking for my posts somewhere, more power to him!

I wouldn't hit his daughter or wife, though.

117 posted on 04/01/2011 6:31:47 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
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To: Lazamataz
We have Laz (the Man) right here ... so Laz where will the bidding start for your torch? I do not want it, but there is a lot of interest being generated by this. Reports are the State Department has offered $200 dollars to open the bidding. Laz, I think the torch is worth way more than $200 dollars. Could I feel the flame? whoops, forget that, please!
118 posted on 04/01/2011 6:34:48 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Bless and Protect Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Lazamataz
No, Advanced Dungeons-and-Dragons moderating skills trumps all.

My son is into that via Runescape. Are you familiar with Runescape?

119 posted on 04/01/2011 6:34:51 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz, you’ve either forgotten to add ‘ability to prepare meals for the queen’s delight’ or haven’t yet been exposed to sufficient numbers of ‘modern women’ to discover this insidious trait in them. To the ‘modern woman’ a man has utilitarian value or he is not worth ‘dancing’ with.


120 posted on 04/01/2011 6:42:16 AM PDT by MHGinTN (Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
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