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Lazamataz Vows Celibacy
By Lazamataz

Posted on 04/01/2011 4:57:48 AM PDT by Lazamataz

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To: Lazamataz

I should hold out Hope for you? I misplaced her picture though, and I wouldn’t know how to put her onscreen. No, do not believe the change, Today is April 1.


41 posted on 04/01/2011 5:16:47 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Bless and Protect Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: PzLdr
My God! You CAN put lipstick on a pig!!

Here, this one is prettier


42 posted on 04/01/2011 5:17:21 AM PDT by HangnJudge
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To: Malone LaVeigh

Not my type; besides, I’d only be willing to walk in a nice park with her on a sunny day.


43 posted on 04/01/2011 5:17:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
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To: Lazamataz
I'm with ya,

Just until I leave this world paradise of Afghanistan and get back to "She who will be obeyed" and then what ever we do, well that's between old folks who have been together for over 35 years

which realistically is boring but comfortable.

44 posted on 04/01/2011 5:18:57 AM PDT by SERE_DOC (My Rice Krispies told me to stay home & clean my weapons!)
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To: Lazamataz

happy 4/1


45 posted on 04/01/2011 5:18:57 AM PDT by from occupied ga (Your most dangerous enemy is your own government,)
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To: HangnJudge
I think Laz is weakening.
46 posted on 04/01/2011 5:19:01 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Bless and Protect Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Lazamataz

"In that case, gimmee all my Playboy pictures back, you louse."

47 posted on 04/01/2011 5:19:06 AM PDT by Liz (A taxpayer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col Sanders.)
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To: Lazamataz

LOL


48 posted on 04/01/2011 5:20:03 AM PDT by mowowie
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To: Lazamataz


49 posted on 04/01/2011 5:20:27 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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To: Liz
"In that case, gimmee all my Playboy pictures back, you louse."

Not a problem; I deleted all my porn, too.

50 posted on 04/01/2011 5:21:08 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
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To: Lazamataz
Wowo the first April's Fool thread of the day. It's ok the women will not mind!!1 ;-)
51 posted on 04/01/2011 5:21:31 AM PDT by mad_as_he$$
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To: SERE_DOC

Perhaps you will join me in my Vow of Celibacy.


52 posted on 04/01/2011 5:23:25 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
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To: Lazamataz
We're witnessing the end of an era. Who will carry on?


53 posted on 04/01/2011 5:24:05 AM PDT by Daffynition (DBKP ~ Death By 1000 Papercuts)
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To: Lazamataz

Has anybody informed Drudge yet about this turn of event?


54 posted on 04/01/2011 5:24:33 AM PDT by mowowie
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To: Liz
Geeez!
What's up with those "eyebrows"?
Too much botox?
55 posted on 04/01/2011 5:24:57 AM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Lazamataz

My Roswell, GA herd doesn't believe you!
56 posted on 04/01/2011 5:25:06 AM PDT by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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To: Lazamataz

This is a leopard....

This is a leopard that has changed its spots.

57 posted on 04/01/2011 5:25:16 AM PDT by N. Theknow (A gun in the hand, beats a cop on the phone.)
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To: Lazamataz
okay Admin. Moderator where did you put the real Laz?
58 posted on 04/01/2011 5:25:21 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Bless and Protect Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Lazamataz

Last would not it that.

59 posted on 04/01/2011 5:26:31 AM PDT by WakeUpAndVote
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To: Lazamataz
Hillary will miss the Jaeger Bombs with Laz...


60 posted on 04/01/2011 5:27:07 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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