[La Lydia]

There are two schools of nut jobs: the Mayan calender school, and the Christian rapture-end o’ the world school. The Mayans claim next year, the Christians sometime later this month.

[Outlaw Woman]

I’m very interested in your sources as far as the “Christians”. Can you provide documentation? Because, you see I’m a “Christian” and as usual, I’ve been left out of the loop.