[Lazamataz]

I was.

But there was no payoff.

I wanted miss marmelstein to come at me with a red-hot butcher knife, screamin' and fussin' and threatening the cat.

Instead, I got NUTHIN.

[Old Teufel Hunden]

"I wanted miss marmelstein to come at me with a red-hot butcher knife, screamin' and fussin' and threatening the cat."

If you crave this in your life, you obviously have never been married. You would have got your fill of it then... : )

[Fletcher J]

Lazamataz, you stupid slut. If you don’t like John Wayne, then you’re an inbred, ignorant, anti-American steaming pile of bull-excrement. Bull excrement which has been eaten by a nasty buzzard, and then thrown up because it made the buzzard sick.

You, sir, are Buzzard bull-excrement puke! Buzzard bull-excrement puke which landed on the rotted, bloating carcass of a road-kill skunk.

You aren’t fit to be a festering, oozing, puss-filled boil on John Wayne’s magnificent all-American buttocks.

There, I hope this helps a little. Have a great weekend! :)

[glock rocks]

Baklava. Everybody loves baklava!