Alana Horowitz is obviously a Coke drinker. Probably a Coke snorter as well, as she must have done right before writing this snobby screed.
Hear that you guys who drink Coke? You read the NY Slimes, and Alana Horowitz has the proof!
Both Coke *and* Pepsi hurt like hell if you try to snort them.
All that carbonation up in your sinuses...
Cheers!