Hmmm, they must have a sucky rooster.
Free fryers, then!
No, it’s not that, they only $hit and eat in our yard, and they lay eggs in their own. Of course, I could never kill one of them, since they’re kinda cute and sad... they remind me of the little Mexican kids at the border begging you to buy their Chiclets, but in this case, they look up at you begging for bread and cracker crumbs.