"Cutting family get-togethers from 10 a summer down to 2, cut our planned funeral expenses by $18.457.02! Not to mention the cost of ammuntion!"
...from "How to save 20 G's a summer, by A. Freeper.".....
“Cutting family get-togethers from 10 a summer down to 2, cut our planned funeral expenses by $18.457.02! Not to mention the cost of ammuntion!”
And then there’s always the required rounds of clays before dessert.