[ken21]

just add water...

[ROCKLOBSTER]

an ideal candidate for research into finding ways to absord and store a greenhouse gas such as carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere

In other words, a totally useless waste of taxpayers grant money researching a technology based on a phony premise.

[Caipirabob]

Dry water a reality that could save world from global warming, say scientists

Dry water, peaceful jihadists and sound obama economic policy. Fairytales of the 21st century...

[Doogle]

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[Walrus]

Save the world from WHAT??? “Global warming”?

Ain’t no such thing.

Maybe this “invention” can save us all from “climate change”, though. Giggle, giggle, snicker, snort.

[hecht]

sounds like ice 9

[proudtobeanamerican1]

I feel like I’m in a movie....Idiocracy.

[Brandonmark]

[trumandogz]

That Water Ain’t Wet!

[Cyber Liberty]

Is that like Ice-Nine?

[Mike Darancette]

Okie dokie let’s tie up all the water on earth so that we can have a cold dry planet.

[Interesting Times]

Steven Wright:

The other day I bought instant water.

I don't know what to add.

[Texas Eagle]

And not only is it not funny anymore, it may also save the planet from global warming.

Yo, Mr. Farquhar! Riddle me this. How did Greenland come to be known as Greenland when 90% of it is covered with ice?

[Texas Eagle]

Mr. Farquhar, please note the date in the upper right hand corner.

It appears we may have over-corrected.

[OldNewYork]

Maybe it would work as a soil additive for dryland farming, if this whole ‘global warming’ thing doesn’t work out for its very vocal priests, priestesses, and holy eunuchs.

[familyop]

We slowed the Gulf Stream down to cool those complaining Brits off, and look at them—still complaining about global warming. ;-)

[arthurus]

We are messing with nature trying to solve scientifically a problem that does not exist i.e. the GW supposedly caused by CO2. We may just solve that problem, may just figure out how to reduce the CO2. But we know that CO2 levels rise before temperatures rise. So the CO2 does not cause the rise. So what is the effect of removing substantial CO2 from the atmosphere besides reducing the amount of food we can grow pretty drastically. There will be other effects that are, of course, not foreseen. Then we will have a huge new “condition” that will even more urgently require omnipotent government to solve the new far worse problems and create thereby even worse ones.

[Talisker]

And not only is it not funny anymore, it may also save the planet from global warming.

Global warming isn't funny any more, either. Especially since we stopped having summers.

[Steve Van Doorn]

If these idiots ever succeed in sucking up CO2 they could kill billions of people and even more animals from plants dieing. We are at around 350 ppm now if we drop down to 250 ppm plant growth slows to a crawl