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Boulder police: Feces-stained man hid in portable toilet tank, escaped chase
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| June 21, 2011
| Mitchell Byars
Posted on 06/23/2011 11:21:04 AM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Free ThinkerNY
That dude had a real shitty day...
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posted on
06/23/2011 11:23:23 AM PDT
by
NMEwithin
To: Free ThinkerNY
“He is being sought on suspicion of criminal attempt to make unlawful sexual contact”.
...that’s about the only contact you’re gonna get covered in feces.
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posted on
06/23/2011 11:24:19 AM PDT
by
albie
To: Free ThinkerNY
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posted on
06/23/2011 11:26:37 AM PDT
by
Adder
(Say NO to the O in 2 oh 12)
To: Free ThinkerNY
To: Free ThinkerNY
I don’t blame the supervisor for not trying to wrestle him to the ground. I probably would have let him get away too.
Who wants to wrestle with a man 6 foot 8 and covered in schtuff.
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posted on
06/23/2011 11:29:12 AM PDT
by
Venturer
To: Free ThinkerNY
Not really comparable, but it reminded me of the scene in Schindler’s List where the kids hide in the latrine.
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posted on
06/23/2011 11:30:01 AM PDT
by
mc5cents
(Noli nothis permittere te terere)
To: Venturer
I would rather shoot him.
To: NMEwithin
Witnesses also said he had cuts on his back and arms.
That dude had a real shitty day..
I would imagine with potential infections he's gonna have worse days in his near future.
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posted on
06/23/2011 11:30:55 AM PDT
by
Renderofveils
(My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Nabokov)
To: Free ThinkerNY
No surprise here. Hippies seem to have an obsession toward feces and it wouldn’t shock me if he felt right at home.
He better get those cuts looked at though, they’re gonna get nasty.
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posted on
06/23/2011 11:31:57 AM PDT
by
Free Vulcan
(Vote Republican! You can vote Democrat when you're dead.)
To: Free ThinkerNY
The suspect, who was not wearing a shirt or shoes when he came out of the toilet, was described as a white man in his 20s wearing gray sweatpants, around 6-foot-5 to 6-foot-8-inches tall with a skinny build and black hair and covered in crap.Shouldn't be difficult to track down.
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To: Free ThinkerNY
To: Free ThinkerNY
“The woman exited and asked a man nearby to look inside the tank.”
It naver ceases to amaze me what women can get men to do.
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posted on
06/23/2011 11:33:48 AM PDT
by
TalBlack
( Evil doesn't have a day job.)
To: Renderofveils
For sure...he has some hard days ahead
To: Free ThinkerNY
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posted on
06/23/2011 11:35:51 AM PDT
by
Grunthor
To: Free ThinkerNY
He must be the butt of a lot of jokes.
He probably felt like he’s been crapped on all his life.
Now he’s made an ass out of himself.
To: NMEwithin
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posted on
06/23/2011 11:45:41 AM PDT
by
ButThreeLeftsDo
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To: Grunthor
People take some of the nastiest craps in those Porto potties. I can't even imagine what this freak had pasted all over his body when he climbed out. I usually hold my breath and try to look at the ceiling when I use the urinal in a Porto potty. The perpetrator must suffer from severe brain damage.
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posted on
06/23/2011 11:48:14 AM PDT
by
peeps36
(America is being destroyed by filthy traitors in the political establishment)
To: Free ThinkerNY
That seems a lot to go through too sneak a peek no matter how desperate you are, unless his actual fetish was getting defecated and urinated on. In which case, all I can say is...nothing surprises me these days.
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posted on
06/23/2011 11:51:02 AM PDT
by
apillar
To: mc5cents
I was thinking Slumdog Millionaire.
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