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FHP: Man Run Over After Lying in Front of Car (To Keep Girlfriend From Leaving)
Orlando Sentinel ^ | June 19, 2011 | Arelis R. Hernández

Posted on 06/24/2011 10:00:03 AM PDT by nickcarraway

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To: nickcarraway

Note to the clingy drama queens of the world:
if you’re SO is leaving you laying down in the path of the vehicle is the kind of clingy annoying overly dramatic behavior that’s why your SO is leaving you, so don’t be surprised if they chose not to stop.


21 posted on 06/24/2011 10:23:29 AM PDT by discostu (Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn)
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To: nickcarraway

Well, that didn’t work.


22 posted on 06/24/2011 10:25:09 AM PDT by ozzymandus
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To: kimoajax

Don’t worry.... The make up sex will be very painful!!!


23 posted on 06/24/2011 10:26:05 AM PDT by tired&retired
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To: nickcarraway

Prayers Up!!

24 posted on 06/24/2011 10:27:05 AM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: Tax-chick

You lie.


25 posted on 06/24/2011 10:27:16 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: 240B

“Are rthere editors anymore?”


Obviously not.


26 posted on 06/24/2011 10:29:23 AM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: Tax-chick

Before we know it, she’ll probably work her way up the career ladder and be appointed editor of the New York Times by Pinch Sulzberger.


27 posted on 06/24/2011 10:29:36 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: nickcarraway

Never lie in front of your girlfriend!


28 posted on 06/24/2011 10:30:09 AM PDT by Redleg Duke ("Madison, Wisconsin is 30 square miles surrounded by reality.", L. S. Dryfus)
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To: nickcarraway
Here's your sign....
 



29 posted on 06/24/2011 10:31:20 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (I'm a Birther - And a Deather)
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To: discostu

Obviously he never heard of “Erotic Review”.

Sometimes love aint worth it.


30 posted on 06/24/2011 10:37:51 AM PDT by Soothesayer9
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To: 240B
The article reads like it was written by a 10 year old. Are rthere editors anymore?

Due to budget constraints all the writers were fired. Editors do the writing now. Since the editors are now overworked some slopping writing sneaks through.

31 posted on 06/24/2011 10:37:56 AM PDT by Mind-numbed Robot (I retain the right to be inconsistent, contradictory and even flat-out wrong!)
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To: silverleaf

You are BADDDDD! hehehe


32 posted on 06/24/2011 10:39:34 AM PDT by Orange1998
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To: nickcarraway

The road to true love can be a bumpy ride.


33 posted on 06/24/2011 10:40:26 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: nickcarraway

I guess, “I Love You”, on the Jumbotron at the game is out of the question.


34 posted on 06/24/2011 10:40:48 AM PDT by bmwcyle
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To: ozzymandus
Well, that didn’t work.

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35 posted on 06/24/2011 10:45:29 AM PDT by digger48
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To: nickcarraway

I remember the old saying my Dad taught me, “Women are like a bus.....if you get in their way, they’ll run you down.”


36 posted on 06/24/2011 10:46:42 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Tax-chick

“And am I the only person left in the United States who knows how to conjugate “lie” and “lay”? Journalism is pathetic these days.”

Today everyone lies about who they lay.


37 posted on 06/24/2011 10:59:32 AM PDT by outofsalt ("If History teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything")
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To: nickcarraway

I wonder if he was “tired” after that encounter.


38 posted on 06/24/2011 11:00:36 AM PDT by Kimmers (Tell a lie often enough it becomes political........)
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To: nickcarraway

There’s still hope for the relationship. Now, if she’d backed up and run over him a couple more times, that’s a real bad sign.


39 posted on 06/24/2011 11:07:07 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: 240B

>> The article reads like it was written by a 10 year old. Are rthere editors anymore?

Of course! Not in the MSM, mind you; however, we have plenty of volunteer editors right here on Free Republic!

Incidentally, you mis-spelled the word “there”. And “any more” is not one word, it’s two.

:-)


40 posted on 06/24/2011 11:13:54 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (Trust in God, but row away from the rocks!)
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