Hmmm... Sounds like the sweet, gentle deer in my back yard that you and your coffee turned into raging, mutant zombies and [shudder] lawyers that I have to hide from the hunters during deer season because they would wreak havoc at the meat market if the butcher tried to dress them.
Darks...
Sorry about that.
I hear tell that coffee’d up deer are edible.
They just behave odd.
Of course, the person telling me this had half his shirt eaten by a rampaging deer.
And he’s kinda crazed anyway, always looking for a new challenge.