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We're Going To Need A Cleanup In Lane Three
The Smoking Gun ^ | July 20, 2011 | Unknown

Posted on 07/20/2011 7:09:41 PM PDT by Immerito

JULY 20--An Indiana couple is facing public indecency charges after they allegedly had sex for 30 minutes Sunday afternoon in a community pool while dozens of witnesses, including children, watched the illicit aquatic action.

Connersville Police Department officers were summoned to the Roberts Park Family Aquatic Center (seen at right) after pool patrons complained to the facility’s manager.

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1 posted on 07/20/2011 7:09:42 PM PDT by Immerito
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To: Immerito

They’re gonna need a LOT more clorine...


2 posted on 07/20/2011 7:13:18 PM PDT by GreenLanternCorps ("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Jimmy Carter".)
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To: Immerito

>>An Indiana couple is facing public indecency charges after they allegedly had sex for 30 minutes Sunday afternoon in a community pool while dozens of witnesses, including children, watched the illicit aquatic action.<<

Well, I don’t have to worry it was my ex-wife. 30 seconds and “aren’t you done yet?” was the best she could do...


3 posted on 07/20/2011 7:13:28 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Herman Cain 2012)
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To: Immerito

People are acting out in more and more disgusting ways. It’s the porn generation. I bet they had someone filming it.


4 posted on 07/20/2011 7:19:57 PM PDT by beaversmom
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To: Immerito

This is amateur hour stuff.

This week in a local hotel pool a guest was discovered licking the testicles of a dog. I assume he was arrested (the man, not the dog).

Barf bags only $100........


5 posted on 07/20/2011 7:28:37 PM PDT by ChildOfThe60s ( If you can remember the 60s....you weren't really there)
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To: beaversmom

The question is, why didn’t the parents of children begin leaving en masse when they realized what was happening?

Clearly the couple wanted attention from the other patrons at the pool.


6 posted on 07/20/2011 7:36:43 PM PDT by Immerito (Reading Through the Bible in 90 Days)
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To: GreenLanternCorps

Well, would the bodily fluids involved from 2 people really need more chlorine than the urination of multiple people? Lots of people urinate in swimming pools.


7 posted on 07/20/2011 7:39:20 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: Immerito

egg drop soup comes to mind....


8 posted on 07/20/2011 7:39:44 PM PDT by paddles ("The more corrupt the state, the more it legislates." Tacitus)
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To: beaversmom

Do you know that, at the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco, public sex is tolerated? Although that tends to be homosexual sex in San Francisco in public. Maybe this couple would have been arrested in S.F. since they are hetero not homo.

Yep, I wonder about this porn generation. Young people “sexting” on their cell phones, and on Facebook. Inhibitions are lowered because so many are so open about so many sexual matters nowadays.

To paraphrase Michael Savage, the things that used to be in the closet are out of the closet. These are matters such as homosexuality and pornography. Other things which used to be out of the closet, such as prayer in schools or public meetings, are now in the closet, out of public view


9 posted on 07/20/2011 7:44:30 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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They should have definitely left the pool. If my husband had been there, I think he would have gotten into an altercation with the couple.


10 posted on 07/20/2011 7:47:57 PM PDT by beaversmom
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To: Immerito

About those 4 hour warnings on the TV ads...


11 posted on 07/20/2011 7:54:46 PM PDT by Issaquahking
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I know someone that works security at some beachfront condos......after hearing his stories I will never set foot in a public pool again.


12 posted on 07/20/2011 7:55:48 PM PDT by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Need a new tagline - Bucs are awesome this year)
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To: Dilbert San Diego

It certainly is an upside down world. I’ve seen Zombies’ pics of the Folsom Street fair. San Francisco is a lost cause.


13 posted on 07/20/2011 8:08:02 PM PDT by beaversmom
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“After telling the pair to stop, Schwab said that Cross moved away from Helms, which was when “she could see the male’s penis.””

Sounds like a case of Penis Envy. Why else would she be looking down there?


14 posted on 07/20/2011 8:21:07 PM PDT by BobL (PLEASE READ: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2657811/posts)
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““All the witnesses were visibly disturbed by the incident.””

...and people wonder why we don’t have the population growth (in the right sectors) that we need.


15 posted on 07/20/2011 8:22:08 PM PDT by BobL (PLEASE READ: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2657811/posts)
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To: BobL

Why do you believe that the ability of children to view two adults engaged in public intercourse would improve population growth?


16 posted on 07/20/2011 8:42:08 PM PDT by Immerito (Reading Through the Bible in 90 Days)
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To: Immerito

Okay, who in Hell lets people go at it for half an hour in a public pool? How does that happen?


17 posted on 07/20/2011 8:48:12 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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“In light of the Helms-Cross coupling, municipal workers added additional chemicals to the pool and recycled its water”....

There!...all fixed!


18 posted on 07/20/2011 9:04:14 PM PDT by Route395
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To: RichInOC

30 minutes.....sounds like a weekly allotment to me.....30 minutes all at once?????WOW


19 posted on 07/20/2011 9:14:33 PM PDT by terycarl
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“Why do you believe that the ability of children to view two adults engaged in public intercourse would improve population growth?”

It depends on the results...


20 posted on 07/20/2011 10:29:08 PM PDT by BobL (PLEASE READ: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2657811/posts)
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