(-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

[existentialist]

Bet you can’t watch this just once......

http://dotcomjoe.com/clips/spot_look_for_love.wmv
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Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream
‘racism’ these days.

A customer asked, “In what aisle could I find the
Polish sausage?”

The clerk asks, “Are you Polish?”

The guy,clearly offended, says, “Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was
Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?”

The clerk says, “No, I probably wouldn’t.”

The guy says, “Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you
ask me if I’m Polish?”

The clerk replied, “Because you’re in a Home Depot store”.
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A man goes to his doctor and tells him that his wife hasn’t wanted to
have sex with him for the past 7 months. The doctor tells the man to
bring his wife in so he can talk to her.

So the wife comes into the doctors office and the doctor asks her
what’s wrong and why doesn’t she want to have sex with her husband anymore.

The wife tells him, “For the last 7 months, every morning I take a cab
to work. I don’t have any money so the cab driver asks me, ‘So are you
going to pay today or what?’ “So I take a ‘or what’.

“When I get to work, I’m late so the boss asks me, ‘So are we going to
dock your salary, or what?’ “So I take a ‘or what’.

Back home again I take the cab and again I don’t have any money so the
cab driver asks me again, ‘So are you going to pay this time or what?’
“So again I take a ‘or what’. So you see doctor, when I get home I’m
all tired out, and I don’t want sex any more.”

The doctor thinks for a second and then turns to the wife and says, “So
are we going to tell your husband or what?”

[existentialist]

[gimme1ibertee]

LOL!!! Thanks for the wallpaper! :)

[Squidpup]

That was fantastic wasn’t it?

[SERKIT]

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "Sir, you really need to stop masturbating."

The man says "But Doc! Why.....why.....WHY?????"

The doctor says, "Because I am trying to examine you."

[Big Giant Head]

"How To Keep Your Volkswagen Alive - A Manual Of Step By Step Procedures For The Compleat Idiot"

Oh, dude! THAT was my car bible for several years of my life. I owned 4 different bugs. My brother and I disassembled and rebuilt an engine down to the main bearings. I oughta still own one, just for fun.

[Unruly Human]

Thanks for doing this every week. It is REALLY appreciated and I look forward to it as soon as I get out of bed every Friday.

Thanks again.