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A smiling Mrs. Obama is sitting at a picnic table on the White House lawn, an array of veggies at her side. She’s wearing a blue-print summer dress and yellow sweater. Pure eye candy.

My word the women is homely, eye candy indeed!

1 posted on 07/23/2011 11:34:40 AM PDT by PROCON
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To: PROCON

projectile vomit alert. Can’t make a silk purse out of a sow.


2 posted on 07/23/2011 11:36:33 AM PDT by shalom aleichem
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To: PROCON

Next week she’ll probably be on the cover of muscle magazine


3 posted on 07/23/2011 11:37:05 AM PDT by shadeaud (" If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten." -- George Carlin)
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To: PROCON

She looks much less bad than she usually does.


4 posted on 07/23/2011 11:38:11 AM PDT by definitelynotaliberal (There is no native criminal class except Congress. Mark Twain)
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5 posted on 07/23/2011 11:39:54 AM PDT by jimbo123
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Wonder how they kept the picnic table from falling over.....


6 posted on 07/23/2011 11:40:15 AM PDT by illiac (If we don't change directions soon, we'll get where we're going)
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To: PROCON

ROFL This is to much. Where’s the fries, burgers, fat cakes, etc she’s been stuffing her gob with for the last 3 years. She should be on the cover of How To Become a Fat Slob Using Taxpayers Money.

This is a joke.


7 posted on 07/23/2011 11:44:15 AM PDT by mardi59 (T)
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They put that Ugly,Hateful Commie Skank on the cover? How about “Better Cow Dung Huts and Denuded Fields”?


8 posted on 07/23/2011 11:45:49 AM PDT by Cheetahcat ( November 4 2008 ,A date that will live in Infamy.)
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To: PROCON

Michelle is having a lovely lunch of healthy goodies with
lovely local school children. Whitey was not invited to the table. (maybe one is mixed Hispanic?)


9 posted on 07/23/2011 11:46:56 AM PDT by fatfertile
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How unnatural can you get. The pose, the sweater when people all over the USA are suffering in intense heat, the fake concern over “food deserts,” when the problem with our obese poor is that they are too lazy to cook and prefer taking their broods to fast food joints for their $1 meals.


11 posted on 07/23/2011 11:53:56 AM PDT by kittymyrib
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bitch.


13 posted on 07/23/2011 11:59:13 AM PDT by the invisib1e hand ("America will cease to be great when America ceases to be good." -- Welcome to deToqueville.)
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To: PROCON

Evidently this is the special Toxic Weed Issue.


14 posted on 07/23/2011 12:03:30 PM PDT by Rocko
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eat-your-peas alert.


15 posted on 07/23/2011 12:04:35 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand ("America will cease to be great when America ceases to be good." -- Welcome to deToqueville.)
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At this size, her head looks planted on her body. The pose is unnatural, like she's riding the table sidesaddle

This might be the best outfit she's been in all year.

17 posted on 07/23/2011 12:19:33 PM PDT by newzjunkey
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My reply.
18 posted on 07/23/2011 12:24:59 PM PDT by quantim (Victory is not relative, it is absolute.)
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I cancelled our subscription 2 weeks ago..feels better now!
20 posted on 07/23/2011 12:41:54 PM PDT by jennings2004 (Sarah Palin: "The bright light at the end of a very dark tunnel!")
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Look at that grin.
Must be good to be fake First Lady.
Wife of the fake President.

Moochy, cut it out with the too-small cardigans.

This boob belt is much better than most.

Not a bad effort all in all.

The warm smile is a nice change from the Aunt Esther Scowl.(I happen to LIKE Aunt Esther though)

2013 can’t get here soon enough.


21 posted on 07/23/2011 12:46:48 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty (PALIN 45 The cure for "meet the new boss, same as the old boss.")
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To: maggief

MO Fashion Ping


22 posted on 07/23/2011 12:52:59 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty (PALIN 45 The cure for "meet the new boss, same as the old boss.")
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achhh! I got my copy yesterday and drew in devils horns, and bad teeth.


27 posted on 07/23/2011 2:22:33 PM PDT by ronniesgal ( I miss George Bush. Hell, I miss Bill Clinton!!)
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To: PROCON

I don’t see a lobster on that table or a bib around her neck.


28 posted on 07/23/2011 3:41:50 PM PDT by hattend (Its a matter of public record that I did not go to Harvard Law School, but I can add. - Sarah Palin)
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A smiling Mrs. Obama is sitting at a picnic table on the White House lawn, an array of veggies at her side.

Which were swiftly removed after the photo shoot, and lobster in butter with a plate of 2000 calorie barbecued pork ribs on the side were brought to the table for her. And a diet coke.

31 posted on 07/23/2011 6:12:36 PM PDT by Yaelle
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