The 2011 NFL Season /The Wheels that Almost Fell Off/ It's All Hussein's Fault BTW

Let's face it, last year we had about a dozen lame, slow witted dolts who were not exceptional Americans. Let alone exceptional American football fans. These folks only joined FR, so they could play in a FF league. Not FReepers playing fantasy football, but posers who can't get invited into any other league. FReeper People, we can do so much better!

Nope, last year's bunch was only a dillusional bunch of Cleveland Brown's fans who lurk at FR and live in their parent's basements. Some are doubtless Baltimore Colts fans still following Jim Irsay's Mayflower van around in a NE winter snow storm.

But, now I'm pointing my finger at you, former league Comish, I'm gonna beat you like your step-parents should have done years ago!

Yup, I'm calling you and your funny looking bulldog out. What are you, a Hillbilly version of Dr. Evil with a dentally challenged dog, 'Overbite'. DYK, bulldogs can only be delivered by C-section; Poor, poor bizarre dog poor Overbite!!

Speaking of poor Overbite, we must get that poor animal an orthodontist and a family therapist. Call the SPCA now, that poor dog needs rescue and a well adjusted non-SEC home.

We also need some real patriotic Mom's & Dad's to step up and play for FR's FF teams this season. Defend our Championship flag from DU. Already four DU FF'ers have signed up to beat FR in an 4 on 4 battle of 'the foosball' intellects. (props to Bobby Buschee)

Last year, I won it for Free Republic. Taking home the league championship in only my first FF year. This season, Eight true blue FReepers are needed to field two teams. Two leagues of four FF players each vs. eight DU'ers live on Yahoo Fantasy Football! Wow!

Did you know the leftwing nutz over at DU fielded seven leagues of eight teams each last year? We need but eight FReepers to defend our honor. FReep mail me with suggestions, answers, questions and uniforms.

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/219706

No biting, gouging, or hitting on the bottom of the pile. Enjoy all the fun FReepers.

DrMike The Black Battalion

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