LOL! First thing I thought of!
On the serious side - Chaldeans? Aren’t they the Christian sect in Iraq? Or am I oversimplifying?
Yes. Chaldeans are Chaldean Rite Catholics. These guys are Chaldean Rong Catholics.
I play softball with a Chaldean and asked him what exactly did Chaldean mean. He stated that they are Baghdad Christians......
I then asked him if they had any loyalties to muslims and all I could make out of his rant was something about mothers and sheep........I took that as a no.