Posted on 08/18/2011 11:15:53 PM PDT by TigerLikesRooster
5 Celebrities Who Were Targeted By Islamic Extremists (Besides David Letterman)
Wednesday, August 17 by Jame Gumb
When I first read the news that David Letterman was being targeted by Islamic Jihadists, I thought I must have been reading the satirical website, CelebJihad (NSFW). But sadly, the story was all too real. Apparently, the late-night talk-show host angered an Al-Qaeda affiliated website by mocking the death of reputed terrorist Ilyas Kashmiri. Granted, an “online jihadist” calling for Dave’s death probably means about as much as me calling for Scarlett Johansson to do a topless scene, but experts are still worried. And while Letterman himself is probably worried as well, at least he can take solace in the fact that he is in good company. Here are five other celebrities who have been targeted by Islamic extremists.
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Russell Crowe
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Madonna
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Trey Parker and Matt Stone
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Theo van Gogh
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We need to put together a “Top Ten” tips for Dave to avoid the jihad!
#10. Order extra starch in your collars.
Better yet, wear a cast around your neck.
So were ANY of these people targeted for murder by the eeeeevil TEA PARTY?
Nah, too busy destroying the economy and making Tsunamis, etc.............
Please number your top ten tips to Dave. Is that # 9?
#9 Use Paul Schafer as a human shield.
Would you please work harder on Scarlett? mmmmmmmmmmm
8. 5 words: Big-Ass Ham After Shave
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