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Today's Toons 9/2/11
The Right Reasons ^ | 9/2/11 | pookie18

Posted on 09/02/2011 1:35:34 AM PDT by pookie18

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1 posted on 09/02/2011 1:35:36 AM PDT by pookie18
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To: Spyder; mass55th; Choose Ye This Day; Ruth A.; jigsaw; dixierose; trussell; Lando Lincoln; ...
SUPERSIZED WEEKEND


(Thank you, arbooz)


(Thank you, TheOldLady)


2 posted on 09/02/2011 1:36:24 AM PDT by pookie18 (Palin/West '12)
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To: pookie18

Thanks, pookie!


3 posted on 09/02/2011 3:21:48 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: pookie18

Can’t wait for Friday Silliness Thread - so take this:

JEWISH POKER CLUB
Seven retired Jewish Floridian’s were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyer loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table.

Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other six continue playing, but standing up. At the end of the game, Finklestein looks around and asks,

“So, who’s gonna tell his wife?”

They cut the cards. Goldberg picks the low card and has to carry the bad news. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, & don’t make a bad situation any worse.

“Discreet..? I’m the most discreet person you’ll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me...!”

Goldberg goes over to the Meyer’s condo and knocks on the door. The wife answers through the door and asks what he wants?

Goldberg declares: “Your husband just lost $500 in a poker game and is afraid to come home.”

“Tell him to drop dead!” yells the wife.

“I’ll go tell him.” says Goldberg.


4 posted on 09/02/2011 4:56:45 AM PDT by sodpoodle (Despair: Man's surrender. Laughter: God's redemption.)
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To: pookie18
Thanks pookie. May the weekend have many blessings to bestow upon you and yours.
5 posted on 09/02/2011 5:08:25 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: pookie18

Pookie’s doing his part to make the world a better place.


6 posted on 09/02/2011 6:10:10 AM PDT by YourAdHere (Joey Greco '12)
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To: pookie18

T4TP! It’s Friday! It’s Good Dawg ping day! It’s Friday Silliness thread day, too! Just bubblin’ over here in Cyber land....


7 posted on 09/02/2011 7:52:39 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I like both Perry and Palin, and will vote for whichever of them wins.)
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To: Smokin' Joe
You're welcome, Smokin' Joe!


8 posted on 09/02/2011 8:48:20 AM PDT by pookie18 (Palin/West '12)
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To: pookie18

Afternoon Bump


9 posted on 09/02/2011 8:50:56 AM PDT by bmwcyle (Obama is a Communist, a Muslim, and an illegal alien)
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To: no-to-illegals
My pleasure & the same to you, no-to-illegals!


10 posted on 09/02/2011 8:52:07 AM PDT by pookie18 (Palin/West '12)
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To: YourAdHere
And the world will be better for this:
That one man, scorned and covered with scars,
Still strove, with his last ounce of courage,
To reach ... the unreachable star ...


11 posted on 09/02/2011 8:54:59 AM PDT by pookie18 (Palin/West '12)
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To: Cyber Liberty
You're welcome, as always, CL!


12 posted on 09/02/2011 8:56:28 AM PDT by pookie18 (Palin/West '12)
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To: bmwcyle
AM bump thanks, bmwcyle!


13 posted on 09/02/2011 8:57:08 AM PDT by pookie18 (Palin/West '12)
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To: pookie18

Showing my ignorance, but asking anyway. Who said that?


14 posted on 09/02/2011 10:34:40 AM PDT by YourAdHere (Joey Greco '12)
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To: pookie18

Showing my ignorance, but asking anyway. Who said that?


15 posted on 09/02/2011 10:34:47 AM PDT by YourAdHere (Joey Greco '12)
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To: YourAdHere
Just used it for the first line based on your comment. It's the ending lines of The Impossible Dream from Man Of LaMancha


16 posted on 09/02/2011 10:49:58 AM PDT by pookie18 (Palin/West '12)
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To: pookie18

Thanks, Pookie!


17 posted on 09/02/2011 12:14:37 PM PDT by knittnmom (Save the earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!)
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To: knittnmom
My pleasure, as ever, knittnmom!


18 posted on 09/02/2011 12:59:01 PM PDT by pookie18 (Palin/West '12)
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