Seismic evidence reveals underground nuclear detonation south of Washington DC.

Press Core ^ | Wednesday, August 24th, 2011 | Unknown

[Rocky]

LOL!

[Noumenon]

And I’m not Billy Jacking you, either!

[TheOldLady]

I guess it’s time for me to retire to my vast network of underground caverns and tunnels to wait out the nuclear winter.

[tiki]

I don’t know, maybe I’m using the wrong tin foil and that’s why it is burning my brain.

[Political Junkie Too]

I don't know about the rest you, but I'm moving to Jericho as soon as possible.

-PJ

[Private_Sector_Does_It_Better]

If you use the cheap thin foil it absorbs the government rays used to read your thoughts, which is what causes that heat you’re experiencing. The thicker foil will reflect the thought rays thus avoiding the heat build up.

[Gaffer]

Nawwwww...just a Moochelle “butt toot!”

[HereInTheHeartland]

Morlocks

[Ironfocus]

Yes. The Secret! Underground! one-world government ordered the nuke explosion to open up some flood channels before they unleashed the tropical storm made by their weather controlling machine so that there can be maximum damage. That way they can easier evaluate what it will take to get all the citizens to evacuate the coastline before the one-world army attacks the USA and encounter smaller resistance.

[NYFreeper]