Posted on 09/16/2011 7:22:47 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
ARKANSAS: Police in Conway have received two complaints in the past week about a man who seems desperate to suck women’s toes — whether they want him to or not.
There’s nothing illegal about a foot fetish but police are looking for a toe-sucking man they said has crossed the line into assault.
“We want him off the streets,” said Conway police spokeswoman LaTresha Woodruff.
Last Saturday, Ruth Harris, 83, told police she was sitting in a chair in front of her apartment when a man approached and said he liked her feet. According to a police report, the man took off one of her shoes and began sucking on her toe.
“The man then asked if he could kiss her and she had told him no and told him he was crazy,” the report stated.
The man left quickly after people walked into the apartment complex’s courtyard.
On Tuesday, police received another call from a woman who said that on Saturday she was shopping when she noticed a man staring at her.
The man then told the woman that he had a foot fetish and that “her toes are so long and succulent” and he wanted to suck them. When the woman’s cell phone rang, the man retreated.
She told police the man had “messed up toes.”
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um... who the heck would want to suck the those of an 83 year old?
*shiver*
You can find Dick Morris over on Fox.
Nah, too easy............
lol
those = toes
why doesn’t this place have an edit function.
Why is the James Carville the first name to pop in my head after hearing this?
Oh wait, nevermind. He sucks on his own toes.
Just look for him in Toad Suck, Arkansas.
“Why is the James Carville the first name to pop in my head after hearing this?”
James Carville, Billy Clinton, Anthony Wiener, Larry Craig, just take your pick.
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