[Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage]

[Revolting cat!]

“Fo shizzle mah nizzle” (I momentarily forget what play that was in.)

[FlingWingFlyer]

He didn’t come up with that “Wait for it!” bull**** did he? I’d like to punch that guy in the mouth. Of course, I’d say, “Wait for it!” before I sucker punched him in the chops.

[kalee]

For later

[kalee]

For later

[Flycatcher]

Regardless if the dude even existed or not, I feel intimidated writing about him using my own pathetically limited vocabulary, as I am that enthralled and marveled by his English language skillz (sorry, Will).

The staggering dumbness of that "sentence" hurts my head...

[OnlyTurkeysHaveLeftWings]

HAMLET
Lady, shall I lie in your lap?

OPHELIA
No, my lord.

HAMLET
I mean, my head upon your lap?

OPHELIA
Ay, my lord.

HAMLET
Do you think I meant country matters?

OPHELIA
I think nothing, my lord.

HAMLET
That’s a fair thought to lie between maids’ legs.

OPHELIA
What is, my lord?

HAMLET
Nothing.

[Lazlo in PA]

Blow it out your ass.

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. -W. Shakespeare

[Revolting cat!]

A noted surfer once told me that “Wipe out” was from Shakespeare.

[Doomonyou]

Go ahead, Makith my day.

Bill Shakespere

[TNoldman]

shakespeare sayings

[Revolting cat!]

“(Do the) Kool Step” - Shakespeare (Robbie).

[Prospero]

We are such stuff as dreams are made of, and our lives are rounded with a little sleep. - Prospero - “The Tempest.”

[merryberry]

I Believe you must be “in your cups”...Romeo and Juliet

[merryberry]

I Believe you must be “in your cups”...Romeo and Juliet

[TsonicTsunami08]

The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers!

[AwesomePossum]

A favorite from the Bard......."Had I a dozen sons, each in my love alike. I had rather have eleven die nobly for their country, than one voluptuously surfeit out of action."

8:}

[merryberry]

Did he/you say light BULB? You talkin about those things we put in our lights and give off good light and some heat in the Northeast winter...Shakespeare? Talked lighbulbs. I think Gore just fainted.

[count-your-change]

A common confusion in the sign....It’s bated breath as in weak and hesitant not baited...something done to mouse traps and fish hooks, not breath.

[null and void]

I tried to get into Shakespeare, but it was just too full of clichés...

[FlyingEagle]

To thine own self be true.

Act1, Sc3, Hamlet