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Was Nicolas Cage a vampire during the Civil War? This $1,000,000 photograph holds the answers
io9.com ^ | September 17, 2011 | io9.com

Posted on 09/18/2011 5:35:23 AM PDT by Virginia Ridgerunner

Are you an unhinged billionaire? Are you a sucker for impulse buys? Do you sit around wondering if the fellow née Nicolas Kim Coppola is an immortal Confederate soldier who feasts on human blood? Then have I got an eBay purchase for you, pilgrim!

Behold this recent auction titled "Nicolas Cage is a Vampire / Photo from 1870 / Tennessee":


(Excerpt) Read more at io9.com ...


TOPICS: Arts/Photography; History; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: cage; ebay; nicholascage; nicolascage; photograph; v2tsro2nl3iedc3a
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I think he must be...


1 posted on 09/18/2011 5:35:32 AM PDT by Virginia Ridgerunner
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To: Perdogg

Check this out...


2 posted on 09/18/2011 5:36:26 AM PDT by Virginia Ridgerunner (Sarah Palin has crossed the Rubicon!)
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To: Virginia Ridgerunner

Sheesh, and gay to boot ......


3 posted on 09/18/2011 5:42:18 AM PDT by tgusa (Gun control: deep breath, sight alignment, squeeze the trigger......)
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To: Virginia Ridgerunner

Obviously


4 posted on 09/18/2011 5:42:48 AM PDT by stuartcr ("Everything happens as God wants it to...otherwise, things would be different.")
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To: Virginia Ridgerunner

ah yes, there are is a whole race of immortals. Most are hiding out as movie stars.....

very sneeky of them.


5 posted on 09/18/2011 5:45:16 AM PDT by mike_9958
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To: tgusa
So... superman's gay? That's weird.

6 posted on 09/18/2011 5:46:40 AM PDT by evets (beer)
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To: Virginia Ridgerunner

$1,000,000 to buy the photo

and you STILL HAVE TO PAY THE $2.75 in shipping

???


7 posted on 09/18/2011 5:47:17 AM PDT by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
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To: Virginia Ridgerunner
Was he a vampire during the Civil war?!? If he was a vampire during the Civil War, he's still a vampire.
8 posted on 09/18/2011 5:47:17 AM PDT by Cheburashka (If life hands you lemons, government regulations will prevent you from making lemonade.)
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To: Virginia Ridgerunner

The Q&A on this auction make it worth a read, the seller is quite humorous IMO.


9 posted on 09/18/2011 5:48:27 AM PDT by aft_lizard (Barack Obama is Hugo Chavez's poodle.)
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Sheesh, and gay to boot ......

I don't think the neck is a perquisite for being a vampire.

10 posted on 09/18/2011 5:54:06 AM PDT by Vinnie
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To: Cheburashka
Ya know, now that I think of it, I've never seen him out and about during sunny days. Hmmmm

And when was the last time anyone seen him look into a mirror? Hmmm, hmmmmm.

11 posted on 09/18/2011 5:54:55 AM PDT by woofer
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To: Vinnie

prerequisite.


12 posted on 09/18/2011 5:57:37 AM PDT by Vinnie
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To: Virginia Ridgerunner

The seller has had 393 offers !


13 posted on 09/18/2011 6:00:41 AM PDT by sushiman
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To: Virginia Ridgerunner

remarkable.


14 posted on 09/18/2011 6:02:13 AM PDT by wiggen (The teacher card. When the racism card just won't work.)
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To: Virginia Ridgerunner
Then have I got an eBay purchase for you, pilgrim!/i>

But . . . but . . . but . . . I don't have a million. I think I might could scrape up 50 cents for an old, mildewy photo.

15 posted on 09/18/2011 6:03:20 AM PDT by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx)
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To: Virginia Ridgerunner
Nick Cage wasn't the only blood lusting ghoul around during that time.


16 posted on 09/18/2011 6:08:03 AM PDT by central_va ( I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: Virginia Ridgerunner

17 posted on 09/18/2011 6:18:39 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono

Excellent!


18 posted on 09/18/2011 6:20:03 AM PDT by Virginia Ridgerunner (Sarah Palin has crossed the Rubicon!)
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To: tgusa

Funny. (:


19 posted on 09/18/2011 6:21:42 AM PDT by riri
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To: woofer

The whole mirror and daylight thing is a cover myth. Don’t ask me how I know...


20 posted on 09/18/2011 6:23:21 AM PDT by BigCinBigD
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