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Woman Accused Of Stealing Hearse
http://www.wlky.com/news/29253520/detail.html ^
| 9/21/2011
| WLKY
Posted on 09/21/2011 7:24:49 AM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana
I mentioned this before, but it’s been a while, and this article triggered the memory.
YEARS ago the Readers Digest had an article about a driver transferring an empty hearse to a distant state. He had to get it there pronto, so drove all day. As night approached he picked up an Army guy hitchhiking and asked him to drive through Kansas while he took a nap in the back. (This was during the Korean War).
After a couple of hours the Army guy got tired and when he saw a sailor hitchhiking he gave the guy a lift, got on the passenger side and went to sleep while the swabbie drove on.
Around the middle of the night the original driver woke up and wanted a smoke. Unaware of the new driver, he reached through the curtain and said, “Got a match?”
The article ended by saying it took the wrecking crew a half hour to get the hearse out of the ditch.
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posted on
09/21/2011 8:32:30 AM PDT
by
Oatka
("A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves." –Bertrand de Jouvenel)
To: Morgana
Uggg—was she from ACORN trying to register a dead voter to vote Dem in 2012?
Register before burials-—those DemRats are an agressive bunch.
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posted on
09/21/2011 8:39:09 AM PDT
by
tflabo
( to have been selected)
To: Morgana
I’m just trying to imagine the thief’s thought process: “Oh look what somebody left sitting out with the engine running!”
And took it home.
Wonder if there’s enough mind left to make the withdrawal worth the sobriety...?
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posted on
09/21/2011 8:46:07 AM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
(What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
To: Morgana
“Take my wife.........Please!”
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posted on
09/21/2011 8:50:27 AM PDT
by
READINABLUESTATE
((Most leftism can be traced to childhood birthday trauma))
FTA: DeHart faces charges of grand larceny and displacement of a body.
So how much time do they cut off the sentence if you open the back gate, then floor it?
Not that I have a need to know, of course...
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posted on
09/21/2011 9:01:13 AM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
(What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
To: Morgana
She just wanted to join the peace corpse.
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posted on
09/21/2011 9:15:40 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Slings and Arrows
Who is the lucky stiff?
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posted on
09/21/2011 9:45:01 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(“There are no compacts between lions and men, and wolves and lambs have no concord.” ~ Homer)
To: Slings and Arrows
This is just a dead issue, I’m afraid!
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posted on
09/21/2011 11:45:46 AM PDT
by
SoldierDad
(Proud dad of an Army Soldier currently deployed in the Valley of Death, Afghanistan)
To: Morgana; mikrofon; martin_fierro
There was no telephone listing for Dehart in the Beaver area. I wouldn't think so. Most women keep their cell phone in their purse.
To: OB1kNOb
To: martin_fierro; Morgana; TheOldLady; Silentgypsy; Daffynition; SoldierDad
I’ll bet she’s ready for a stiff drink.
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posted on
09/21/2011 2:04:59 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Morgana
To: Morgana
Was this story buried in the back pages?
To: Morgana
Wait till her momma hearse about it!
To: Slings and Arrows
Indeed. She’s not up to the rigors of driving a hearse.
To: TheOldLady
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posted on
09/21/2011 2:41:40 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
She’ll need to rehearse when she gets out of jail.
To: Salamander; Darksheare
This didn’t happen very often way back when we used to hang Hearse Theives.
To: Charles Henrickson; Morgana; martin_fierro
Angela Dehart, of Beaver, is accused of taking the hearse and driving it home. Police found the hearse and the body a couple hours later 'Glad they caught the perp ... I wonder what happened to the corpse??
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posted on
09/21/2011 4:57:29 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Strictly hearse-say evidence...)
To: Morgana
Just give her a stiff fine and bury the matter.
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posted on
09/21/2011 8:42:00 PM PDT
by
Redcitizen
(Transmute lead into gold-- buy ammunition.)
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