(-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Would Laz smurf it?

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

dun mes wif kitteh...

[CSM]

I finally have a joke to contribute!

Q: What do you call 2 friends standing next to a hooker?

A: Support ho’s.

[Lucky9teen]

How annoying....for some reason the hyperlink didn't work when I posted the thread:

20 Most Recent Presidential Pooches (& Other Pets)

[Lucky9teen]

[Ellendra]

And who ever heard of a cat running into burning building to save their owner?

My cat probably would if she were big enough. Once I was laying on the couch because my neck hurt, and dad was doing some repairs in the basement. He accidentally set off the smoke alarm and couldn't shut it off again. My cat went crazy, running around meowing her little head off. Then as she was turning a corner she saw me still laying on the couch (I knew there was no fire, so I just covered my ears and ignored it), and she stopped, looked back at where the alarm was, looked at me, ran up and started pawing at my face and meowing in my ear, trying to wake me up! When I patted her on the head and told her everything was fine, she shrugged, she literally shrugged, and curled up on the pillow beside me, with the alarm still going off! It was as if she decided that if I wasn't worried, she shouldn't be either.

She's done this kind of thing before, and it still amazes me.

[Slings and Arrows]

Laz would smurf it until it smurfed.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

I know I’d smurf it eight ways from Smurfday...

[FrogMom]

Smurf it until it was... blue? ;)

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Kittehs lubs dere hoomins. Sometimes they just have odd ways of showing it.

[Lucky9teen]

Cat loses his love and tries to save her

[sunny48]

Where’s The Manager
http://youtu.be/1wP81Tl34wg

[sunny48]

During a recent password audit by Google,
it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

“MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento”

When asked why she had such a long password, she rolled her eyes and said:
“Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters
long and include at least one capital.”

[Slings and Arrows]

What color does a smurf turn if you choke him?

[sunny48]

I was reading an article the other day that showed pictures of the different Presidential Libraries. It told how they contain all the pertinent information about the respective presidents. All of their history before their nominations, the campaign papers and memorabilia, all of the papers from their presidency, and so on. A wealth of information about the man and his life both private and public. That got me to thinking, what would Barack Hussein Obama's presidential library look like and what would they archive in it? Just exactly what would the design parameters be? This is what I came up with: 1. It wouldn't need to be very big because there are no records to archive from before he was president and everything he does as president is either done in secret, so dumb no one will admit to it, or a lie. 2. It would have to be very mobile because by the time he is done as president, no city or state will acknowledge that he ever even visited let alone originally came from there. Plus if the general public ever caught up with it... 3. Construction material would need to be easily maintained by minimal staff. Preferably something that could be hosed out occasionally and left to air dry. 4. It would be a good idea if It was a dual use facility so that it could at least get some sort of appropriate use. Below is what I came up with as the perfect answer to all of the above: The Barack Hussein Obama Presidential Lyingbrary

[Mr. Impatient]

Just thought I'd leave this here.

Might not be safe for work. I think.

[Lucky9teen]

[Lucky9teen]

[Responsibility2nd]

The Barack Hussein Obama Presidential Lyingbrary.

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To correctly honor the legacy of Barry’s administration - they will call it the Lie-Barry.

Makes perfect sense, right? Now the only question left is where to put it?

In Kenya or Indonesia?

[mainerforglobalwarming]

I’ve been very depressed this year. The state gop is throwing away a golden opportunity to get Maine back on track. But I’ve decided thar ole jimmy-lit-drop is going to have some fun, And I’ve started an Obama joke of the day scrapbook. most are awful but this one is funny.

ISN’T IT AMAZING THAT THE MAYANS KNEW OBAMA WOULD BE
PRESIDENT
WORLD ENDS 12/12/12

If Not Sooner

God Bless everyone from LePage country.