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To: MNDude

When I was in the Air Guard, there was this jerk sergeant that liked to bully the young airmen. Once he misplaced he jacket and began blaming everyone. We wrote a note that said “ your jacket is located in the first locker in the break room” and left it on his desk.

When he went to that locker, he found another note saying “actually it’s under the sink”.

He tried to tell the commander but he could care less. So he tried to act cool like he didn’t care, but when he thought no one was looking he’d go look where the next note directed him.

The dozen notes were scattered around the air base. We finally saw him carrying the final note that said “just kidding. Have no idea where your jacket is”


53 posted on 09/24/2011 7:37:58 AM PDT by MNDude
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To: MNDude
Once he misplaced he jacket and began blaming everyone.
That reminds me...

My first job was in a factory with a locker room for everyone's work clothes. One of my coworkers always forgot to put his work shoes in his locker.

after tripping over them repeatedly, someone finally found a "solution".

They nailed the shoes to the ceiling.

54 posted on 09/24/2011 7:41:16 AM PDT by Johnny B.
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To: MNDude; Windflier
Two of us started work one day by climbing up to the rafter peaks we had installed the day before. Settled at the top of the gable trusses was a huge racoon, sleeping, that you could only see when you got to the peak.

We had a young teen apprenticing who always started 15 minutes later, so we decided we'd start his day by reminding him of all the cougar sightings that had gone on in the last few months. We told him a neighbor had just seen the cougar yesterday, then sent him up to the peak to do "nail up some bracing".

I've never seen anyone come down so fast from the peak of a roof without falling.........

56 posted on 09/24/2011 7:48:04 AM PDT by Lakeshark
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I like that one!

Son was at a business meeting, bosses and such, waitress comes to the table, puts the biggest beer he’d ever seen in front of him, would take two hands to lift - and straight-faced said “here’s your usual, what can I get the rest of you”. One guy at the table was a real prankster so he accused him (you can get in big trouble drinking your lunch when working). - No one would own up to it.

When lunch was over, as he was leaving he saw 2 guys from CHURCH giggling in the corner. They admitted it.


57 posted on 09/24/2011 7:48:33 AM PDT by ozarkgirl (,)
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