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Woman allegedly beaten with frozen armadillo
Houston Chronicle ^
| October 21, 2011
Posted on 10/21/2011 5:28:55 PM PDT by Gamecock
Dallas police are on the lookout for a man who could face assault charges for throwing a frozen armadillo at a 57-year-old woman near Dallas.
The woman, My Fox Dallas-Fort Worth reports, met the man in a parking lot to purchase the armadillo carcass, which she planned to eat.
During a fight over its price, he hit her with the animal in the leg and the chest, leaving bruises on her body.
(Excerpt) Read more at blog.chron.com ...
TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: armadillo; tx; wtf
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To: Gamecock
The woman, My Fox Dallas-Fort Worth reports, met the man in a parking lot to purchase the armadillo carcass, which she planned to eat. This is one of those stories where you just really don't know where to begin.
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posted on
10/21/2011 5:51:36 PM PDT
by
livius
To: Gamecock; Squantos; sit-rep; humblegunner; Eaker; Allegra; TheMom
I used to hate starting my shift at DPD with a call like that. Oh, the armadillanity!
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posted on
10/21/2011 5:52:46 PM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
("#Occupy America" is a great success! I got mail today addressed to "Occupant"!)
To: JoeProBono
I'm grilling out tonight. Should I throw another on the barby for you?
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posted on
10/21/2011 5:57:42 PM PDT
by
50mm
(Trust nobody and you'll never be disappointed.)
To: Gamecock
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posted on
10/21/2011 5:58:39 PM PDT
by
Larry Lucido
("#Occupy America" is a great success! I got mail today addressed to "Occupant"!)
To: Beaten Valve
Armadillo: It tastes like chicken..Actually, it's sposed to taste like very good pork, according to a Nat'l Geo article I read years & years ago.
Bad thing is that armadillos can transmit leprosy to humans.
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posted on
10/21/2011 6:02:12 PM PDT
by
elli1
To: 50mm
we had armadillos in camp tuesday afternoon
it never occurred to me to grill one on the halfshell
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posted on
10/21/2011 6:02:25 PM PDT
by
bert
(K.E. N.P. +12 ..posted from the great river road)
To: Gamecock
Only in Texas! !!!! LOL, “I ant ner ate no possum”
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posted on
10/21/2011 6:03:06 PM PDT
by
org.whodat
(Just another heartless American, hated by Perry and his fellow demorats.)
To: Gamecock
I think she’s fibbing. She really wanted to put a Lone Star long neck in his tiny little armadillo hands and just leave him on the side of the road.
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posted on
10/21/2011 6:03:10 PM PDT
by
Jane Long
(Soli Deo Gloria!)
To: twister881
I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE, THAT RIGHT THERE IS FUNNY!
Seriously, armadillos carry the organism that causes leprosy. I hope it had been well bleached before any of this.
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posted on
10/21/2011 6:03:59 PM PDT
by
noprogs
(Borders, Language, Culture....all should be preserved)
To: Gamecock
Headline if the week. Hands down.
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posted on
10/21/2011 6:04:49 PM PDT
by
Oldeconomybuyer
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
To: bert
Everything is good when grilled.
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posted on
10/21/2011 6:15:54 PM PDT
by
50mm
(Trust nobody and you'll never be disappointed.)
To: Gamecock
I think the police report was mis-read. The weapon in question was a “frozen, armored dildo.”
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posted on
10/21/2011 6:25:53 PM PDT
by
paddles
("The more corrupt the state, the more it legislates." Tacitus)
To: Gamecock
Eat?
Armadillos reportedly carry leprosy.
My solution: .22, then scoop into the front end loader and a quick trip to the back 50 -- to leave them for the buzzards, coyotes, hogs, ...whatever...
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posted on
10/21/2011 6:36:53 PM PDT
by
TXnMA
("Allah": Satan's current alias...)
To: Drango
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posted on
10/21/2011 6:38:30 PM PDT
by
World'sGoneInsane
(Just because you say it doesn't make it true. By repeating it, just makes it propaganda.)
To: Gamecock
Frigid Woman allegedly beaten with frozen armadillo
To: Clara Lou
Possum-On-The-Halfshell Ping.
I’m now almost positive that the roadkill Rick Perry has eaten is armadillo.
To: TXnMA
To: TXnMA
To: Gamecock
Whoopin’ by amarillo, but it didn’t happen in Armadillo.
[Real Texans live south of Houston.] ;-)
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posted on
10/21/2011 6:47:56 PM PDT
by
familyop
("Dry land is not just our destination, it is our destiny!" --Deacon character, "Waterworld")
To: Gamecock
Self ping, because it's Friday night, I'm in Texas, I have beer, and I know someone that needs to be whooped with an armadillo.
I may have to go look for an armadillo tonight. After I clean out the freezer.
/johnny
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