I wonder if his friends at least paid up afterwards...
To: DemforBush
Just damn.... I hate it when that happens!
2 posted on
10/25/2011 3:52:30 PM PDT by
KoRn
(Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
To: DemforBush
Countdown to video on YouTube, with full details including his name and address ...
It’s amazing how many idiots want to play on the baby swings. I’ve told at least a dozen 6th-grade-size boys (and up), “Those swings are for little children, and your being on them is destructive. Get off there RIGHT NOW.” (It’s also amazing how they always respond to the stern expression and the drill-sergeant voice, even if they scowl. Mean lady means business!)
3 posted on
10/25/2011 3:53:42 PM PDT by
Tax-chick
(You can tell them I just sailed away.)
To: DemforBush
4 posted on
10/25/2011 4:00:18 PM PDT by
aces
To: Slings and Arrows
Lubed-up for the swing ping!
5 posted on
10/25/2011 4:00:29 PM PDT by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: DemforBush
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I wonder if his friends at least paid up afterwards... They darn well BETTER have! The bet was whether he could FIT INTO the swing, not whether he could GET OUT OF the swing.
6 posted on
10/25/2011 4:02:35 PM PDT by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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11 posted on
10/25/2011 4:26:18 PM PDT by
DJ MacWoW
(America! The wolves are here! What will you do?)
To: DemforBush
Vallejo firefighters tried to free him, but ultimately took him to a hospital - still in the swing. "Paging Dr. Teeter-totter."
13 posted on
10/25/2011 5:58:08 PM PDT by
6SJ7
(I'm an AmeriCain!)
To: DemforBush
Vallejo firefighters tried to free him, but ultimately took him to a hospital - still in the swing. I knew Vallejo was broke, but I didn't realize it was so bad that the fire dept had hocked their Sawzall.
15 posted on
10/25/2011 10:00:58 PM PDT by
ApplegateRanch
(Islam: A Satanically Transmitted Disease spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus)
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the unidentified man ... lubed himself up with liquid laundry detergent and jammed himself into the kiddie swing's leg holes about 9 p.m. Friday.
But he got stuck, his legs swelled and he couldn't get out
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To: DemforBush
Hmmm... San Fran?? I wonder if the guy was an infantilist (an Adult Baby)??
19 posted on
10/26/2011 12:17:23 PM PDT by
ExCTCitizen
(Cain/West 2012....what would the RACISTS LIBERALS say???)
To: DemforBush
$100 bet with his friends that he could fit into a baby swing at a local parkNine o'clock on Friday night? When he looked at the swing through his beer goggles he thought he could fit.
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