[Doogle]

.....yada yada yada.....*yawn*

[dfwgator]

Thanks for ruining my day...I don’t know how I can possibly cope now after hearing this.

[colorado tanker]

Maybe Ashton Kutcher really is channeling Charlie Harper.

[chrisser]

I’m shocked.

If they can’t make it, there’s little hope for the rest of us.

(Do I really need to label the sarcasm?)

[iowamark]

It is so sad to see a mother and child break up!

[Joe 6-pack]

[Stevenc131]

Maybe Ashton didn’t measure up to WJC, so to speak.

[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

Wait... so who get’s custody of Ashton? Demi or Bruce?

[BitWielder1]

Six celebrity years, isn't that like 42 human years?

[cripplecreek]

Well back to the suicide hotline for me.

Thanks a bunch.

[lormand]

I did not see that coming. /s

[Revolting cat!]

I don't want no bald headed woman,
She too mean, Lord, Lordy well she too mean
I don't want no bald headed woman,
She too mean, Lord, Lordy well she too mean

[DJ MacWoW]

Day 48 Of The FReepathon
Do You Know Why?

There are loyal posters that donate every FReepathon. Some donate several times during every 'thon. But others never donate. Why?

1 My enemies haven't been zotted.
2 The owner doesn't support my candidate.
3 FR won't "upgrade" to "Like" buttons and blinky crap.
4 Someone else will donate.
5 My friend was zotted.
6 I lost my job and have no income.

Only one of those is a legitimate reason.

Support It Or Lose It

[GOP Poet]

Kind thought when Ashton became a perpetually naked character on television his marriage was already over.

[Paved Paradise]

LOL! Exactly. She should have stayed with Bruce. Meanwhile, I don’t even get the Ashton thing. Just meh.

[ml/nj]

And FReepers should care about this because?

ML/NJ

[bmwcyle]

They had so much in common. /sarcasm

[Retired Greyhound]

I congratulate them on their long Hollywood marriage.

They exceeded my expectations ten-fold.

[StormEye]

"Demi Moore is ending her marriage to fellow actor Ashton Kutcher, she told The Associated Press Thursday.

"What astonishing news!"
"Weet Weet!"

[A CA Guy]

He’s going to want to have children and she was too old to do that. Doomed from the start IMO.

Plus these are Hollywood types and they are insane.

[ToxicMich]

I heard whe was dating Justin Bieber..