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Man Arrested for Boosting Butts With Cement, Fix-A-Flat
ABC ^ | November 18, 2011 | Dan Childs

Posted on 11/18/2011 8:02:18 PM PST by ConservativeStatement

Florida police on Friday arrested a man suspected of administering dangerous and illegal butt-boosting shots – injecting at least one woman with a cocktail of substances including cement, glue and tire sealant.

And, believe it or not, that man is the person pictured above.

(Excerpt) Read more at abcnews.go.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: butts; cement; cosmeticsurgery; napl; weird
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To: Allegra

There is serious junk in that trunk.


21 posted on 11/19/2011 1:12:02 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz (To fix government, we need a rocket scientist. Oh, wait we have one!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

IBTFPOMB

(In before the first picture of Michelle’s butt)


22 posted on 11/19/2011 1:15:26 AM PST by Fresh Wind ('People have got to know whether or not their President is a crook.' Richard M. Nixon)
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To: Daffynition

No, no, no lady! The baby goes in the front...


23 posted on 11/19/2011 1:35:13 AM PST by Molon Labbie ("It's free, swipe your EBT!")
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To: Daffynition

Where the hell is her sign that says, “Wide Load”!!!!


24 posted on 11/19/2011 3:52:27 AM PST by Springman (Rest In Peace YaYa123 and Bahbah.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Are people really this stupid.Let a freak that looks like that talk them into something so absurd.I guess it’ll become the latest rage among the sheep we have in this world.


25 posted on 11/19/2011 4:31:52 AM PST by Uncle Meat
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To: Slings and Arrows
Socrates... Didn't your friend have a cat named Socrates?

Stop quoting cats!
26 posted on 11/19/2011 9:38:53 PM PST by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: TheOldLady

I think it was a cat named Hercules.


27 posted on 11/19/2011 9:56:40 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido

Nah, Hercules the Cat wasn’t much of a one for erudite quotes.


28 posted on 11/19/2011 10:10:55 PM PST by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!

Boosta Butt with Fixa Flatt!


29 posted on 11/20/2011 10:59:08 PM PST by a fool in paradise ('Are now or have you ever been a member of the tea party?' is NOT a legitimate debate question.)
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To: joesbucks

I’m reminded of an old Homer and Jethro song:

When I said that
Your bustle
Was cute as can be
You said Homer
That’s no bustle
That’s me

Oh turn me loose
Please reduce
Your caboose
Blubber
Pound for pound you’re just too round for me


30 posted on 11/21/2011 4:28:37 AM PST by fredhead (I'm not sleeping, I'm checking my eyelids for cracks.)
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To: Daffynition

Fix-a-flat?

Reckon he/she/it goes thump! thump! thump! when he/she/it walks?


31 posted on 11/21/2011 7:40:08 PM PST by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Rock solid, concrete news!


32 posted on 11/21/2011 7:41:37 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Allegra

Forget the junk in the trunk stuff....that’s the landfill.


33 posted on 11/21/2011 7:43:24 PM PST by ErnBatavia (Obama Voters: Jose Baez wants YOU for his next jury pool.......)
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To: ConservativeStatement

“My butt rocks now!” said one of satisfied customers.


34 posted on 11/21/2011 7:48:13 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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